http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:52:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153899 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:00:38 +0000 button 153899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I use Fairy Liquid all over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153854 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:44:02 +0000 Drylaw 153854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This gives the lie to all those bastards who constantly tell bald folk to chuck out their unfinished shampoo bottles when they've no hair left. At least I think it does. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153788 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:28:55 +0000 Mr Brightside 153788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See that's where we differ</p> <p>I have self-exfoliating skin</p> <p>Does it at will, </p> <p>I'm not saying its a superpower, more of a curse </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153787 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:26:39 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153787@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This morning.<br /> I always do, because it helps exfoliate the skin.</p> <p>(I can't believe I'm having this conversation...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153784 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:23:23 +0000 Mr Brightside 153784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for feedback, just posted another one.</p> <p>Question, when was the last time anyone used a facecloth? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153783 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:20:49 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 153783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The bastards. I used to get paranoid using the wrong type of cleaning agent in my hair or on other bits. I bet we are just one step away from the wire brush and Dettol now.</p> <p>Oh, stars by the way. Good first post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153780 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:08:28 +0000 Mr Brightside 153780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It won't be long before they advertise a new fluid that will wash your hair, body, cleans your teeth and you can use it to clean the toilet with too! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153778 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 22:48:10 +0000 Idiot 153778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'I have been covertly using bath/shower gel to wash my hair for years.' (Squudge)</p> <p>Yep, don't waste your money folks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153760 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:25:30 +0000 Squudge 153760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure they called it that on purpose, and settled for a purple bottle because marketing stopped short at having a bell-end squirty nozzle. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153759 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:05:28 +0000 malgor 153759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, this is more like it! Less than a dozen comments to reach a <strike>knob</strike>vag-gag. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153756 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:53:32 +0000 quango 153756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Possibly.. I tend to confuse the "B" for a "w" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153754 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:31:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153754@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am the only person who consistently mis-reads 'Cilit-Bang' without the first 'i'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153753 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:29:35 +0000 Squudge 153753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lynx is mis-marketed as a body wash, just as Cilit-Bang is mis-marketed as something you'd want to wipe round the bath (or anywhere you are likely to put your delicate bits later). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153751 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:24:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No criticism, just a minor correction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153747 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:10:22 +0000 Mr Brightside 153747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I went to Abertay</p> <p>Didn't think I'd get criticised for giving it a shout out </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153744 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:05:58 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's University of Abertay Dundee if you want to be accurate. Or UAD as we call it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153740 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:56:22 +0000 Mr Brightside 153740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See...</p> <p>I'm keen on using shampoo for a body wash,...</p> <p>But not the reverse.... I haven't used Lynx shower gel as a shampoo.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153738 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:53:23 +0000 Squudge 153738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can see why your discovery excited you. I have been covertly using bath/shower gel to wash my hair for years. Psyche! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153736 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:48:48 +0000 Mr Brightside 153736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers </p> <p>First time post</p> <p>Too excited to proof read it</p> <p>Cheers again </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153733 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:45:53 +0000 malgor 153733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'...<em>than</em> most hair and body washers' I think you mean (note: edit window is time-limited, about 6 hours). You're welcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53327#post-153731 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:33:24 +0000 Mr Brightside 153731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Despite the separation in 'shampoo' and 'hair and body wash' bottles, it has been revealed that all shampoos can also be used to wash the skin of any human body.</p> <p>Researchers at Abertay University have concluded that the pleasant smell given from suds of a regular shampoo can also be used to rid the body of dirt, sweat, body odour and even leave hair follicles cleaner than most 'hair and body' washers.</p> <p>Lead researcher Dr Paul Carberry indicated that there was no need for hair and body washes in the current hygiene market.</p> <p>"My goal for any bath or shower is to come out smelling better than I did when I went in. Last year I ran out of hair and body wash and resorted to using the suds from my basic shampoo as a make shift body wash. The results were damning to the hair and body wash suppliers, but my research does not follow business market pressure, it speaks for itself"</p> <p>Dr Carberry has also revealed he will soon publish his findings of his newest research that sofa cushions are not a like for like substitute for pillows. </p>