http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53317 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 08:35:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53317#post-153680 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 11:40:30 +0000 Tess Goes 153680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In his latest plot to win friends, Quatada has promised a right cracker of a Christmas for the local vicar involving Halal turkey, pigs in blankets and all the trimmings.<br /> Eager to settle into the hostile neighbourhood of a quaint North London suburb, Bin Laden's right hand man has also arranged for a street party on New Years Eve and is promising a spectacular pyrotechnics display in his back garden, under the very eyes of PC Plod and Detective Constable Constable who will be on duty that night.<br /> "It all started" he says "When the local Vicar invited me to church to join in the local Christmas Celebrations, so I thought I'd reciprocate"<br /> Theresa May is said to be disgusted and is considering legal action. </p>