http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:03:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153729 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:19:53 +0000 AReader 153729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes the Birdseye Polar Bear is creepy</p> <p>"Hello Janice" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153672 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:21:50 +0000 Tess Goes 153672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've just noticed Fred has got his hand between his legs...<br /> Howzabout that then, boys and girls ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153605 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:03:42 +0000 Sexton A Blake 153605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Is it just me or does Fred's bowler hat look like a bell end ?</blockquote></p> <p>Just like Savile then, the clues were there all along if you knew where to look. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153596 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:42:27 +0000 Tess Goes 153596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it just me or does Fred's bowler hat look like a bell end ?<br /> I'm getting all hot and sticky... Quick !! Pass the flour and batter me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153593 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:30:05 +0000 Squudge 153593@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153592 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:25:32 +0000 Sexton A Blake 153592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And to think he replaced Captain Birdseye... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153589 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:02:52 +0000 Squudge 153589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we can be deeply concerned that such abuse is ongoing. Take the 'Birdseye Polar Bear' - I can't believe he hasn't been arrested already for creepily stalking housewives.</p> <p>You know how you 'just know' when there is something not right, like with Savile? Well that bear is giving off a similar vibe:</p> <p><a href="http://www.togetheragency.co.uk/blog/2011/08/08/stop-it-stop-it-right-now/birds-eye-polar-bear/">'just wrong' bear</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53301#post-153584 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 17:21:32 +0000 Sexton A Blake 153584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l471/timlong64/SA400863.jpg"></p> <p>The police investigation sparked by enquiries into the activities of Jimmy Savile has claimed another victim who was at the height of his fame in the 1970s. Fred the Homepride Man became a household name advertising flour, with his trademark bowler hat and suit.<br /> Now he has been accused of abusing one of his fans. The woman claims that Fred took advantage of her when he was still regularly featuring on British TV screens. She said "He got me to roll naked in flour. I had no idea why it was so lumpy. And all the time he sat there in his famous suit with his hand on his groin muttering 'graded grains make finer flour'" (see reconstruction above).<br /> Operation Yewtree, which has invented time travel if headlines like 'police interview man in 60s' are to be believed, is also looking for a fat, bearded man in a red suit who reportedly keeps children from revealing his abuse by telling them that he sees them when they're sleeping and knows if they're awake. </p>