http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53289 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:07:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53289#post-153534 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 12:10:11 +0000 SuburbanDad 153534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The boxer formerly called Mike Tyson, and recently known as Michelle, confirmed yesterday he wants to become Mike again, just as soon as he's found a replacement cock, "perhaps on eBay, or accidentally torn off someone during a bar brawl".</p> <p>'I've fulfilled my lifelong dream of knowing what it feels like to be a woman from the inside, ' stated Mr/Ms Tyson, 'but now, for the sake of the fans, it's time to go back to doing what I do best - guy stuff.'</p> <p>Tyson's surgeon was optimistic about the upcoming reversal operation. 'It's rare, but there are transsexuals like Mike who realise post-op they preferred wearing a dress and sobbing in front of the mirror' he said. 'But even if the op goes wrong, Mike/Michelle or whatever it ends up as can rest assured that I, for one, will always be completely fucking terrified of himshe'. </p>