http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5326 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 04:45:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5326#post-14588 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:17:31 +0000 Ostsee 14588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bring back Terry, is wot I say. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5326#post-14584 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:09:25 +0000 Doctor Moptop 14584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent opening sentence </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5326#post-14579 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:01:45 +0000 Camp Freddy 14579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Germany has once again left the rest of Europe in ruins following a crushing victory over its neighbours late last night.<br /> Resistance was to prove futile.<br /> One by one the opposition fell to a goose-tapping chorus and catchy middle eight which caught the rest of Europe by surprise.<br /> A desperate attempt to stage a counter-attack by the Spanish was met with brutal put-down and they were condemned to go through with the humiliation all over again.<br /> The French are yet to offer any meaningful entry.<br /> As usual it was the British who were last to go under.<br /> Showing determination and courage, they held up the rest of Europe nearly all night following the German onslaught.<br /> The UK entry 'Two World Wars &amp; One World Cup (Doo-da Doo-da)' penned by Baddiel &amp; Skinner received little welcome from the rest of Europe and even failed to stop a flotilla of small craft ferrying survivors from the last European campaign from Dover to safety on the beaches of Normandy.<br /> 'Those sort of outrages only serve to encourage the third retch' said one hapless veteran with his head down the lavatory bowl. </p>