http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53251 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 14:58:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53251#post-153622 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:35:31 +0000 Tess Goes 153622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well it made me smile...<br /> Ikea tends to build stores in areas full of monkeys </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53251#post-153498 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 06:51:59 +0000 Username 153498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Enjoyable yarn! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53251#post-153458 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:16:57 +0000 waylandsmithy 153458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53251#post-153426 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:07:20 +0000 Gerontius 153426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Animal experts say they think the monkey that strayed into an IKEA store at the weekend may have mistaken the store’s customers for primates from a rival colony.<br /> They think the animal may have panicked when he realised he was not in a monkey’s play area and that the primates were actually some sort of homosapien cross over.<br /> It is thought the animal may have tried to hide his embarrassment at being found in an IKEA store by sneaking out of the exit disguised as one of the supervisors<br /> The monkey, who has asked not to be named said he thought the items on display were just simple assembly kits designed to keep primates happy and did not realise the homosapiens used them to furnish their homes. </p>