http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 00:55:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153474 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:48:00 +0000 Perks 153474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was subliminal. Who lives in the bog? Shrek. Who was the spokesman? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153472 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:23:14 +0000 waylandsmithy 153472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You barely mentioned bog snorkelling. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153471 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:18:12 +0000 Perks 153471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For the cheese? I thought it would have been the connection to the beautiful Game </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153460 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:18:31 +0000 waylandsmithy 153460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it, because it has cheese in it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153420 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:26:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kind of you to offer Perks, but I'm ok for manure at the moment. The leprachauns are delighted with the steady supply of rainbow coloured unicorn poo I supply, but I'll let them know about your rocking-horse crap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153403 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:49:48 +0000 Perks 153403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. Cheers Dvo my little paperclip!!! All corrected now . I think through etiquette I should hat-tip Waylandsmithy, as a twitter conversation with him gave me the idea</p> <p> Jeni, if your interested , I've got a great line in rocking horse manure for your dairy if you're interested </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153368 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 13:40:54 +0000 Dick Everyman 153368@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They still look like cows to me</p> <p><a href="http://www.unicorncheese.com.au/Company.html">http://www.unicorncheese.com.au/Company.html</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153367 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:57:47 +0000 dvo4fun 153367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep and love the sleigh team deposit which sounds frighteningly near to life. </p> <p>"the deal has been facilitated by a Nigerian prince ** who ** he has previously had dealings." </p> <p>[should there be a 'with who' or 'with whom' here?] </p> <p>I know a chap who over a period of years lost his business &amp; home to a lengthy scam. When last heard of, he was still positive that the assortment of 'Old Master' paaintings would be sold, thus releasing the squillions as promised. In fact I believe he even went on a trip to Amsterdam once to view them in a bank vault but for some strange reason they couldn't get in that day. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153352 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 11:43:29 +0000 custard cream 153352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic, another sure fire front page winner! Well done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153350 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 11:40:08 +0000 button 153350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153344 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 11:21:27 +0000 Tripod 153344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I own all the dairy unicorns in the world</blockquote></p> <p>Sobering to think that I'm never, ever going to read that sentence again... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153338 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:29:52 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153338@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant!!</p> <p>The 'Jurassic Park' bit is genius.</p> <p>But I'm afraid that they're out of luck, I own all the dairy unicorns in the world, and they're not getting any of my cheese! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53233#post-153337 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:24:24 +0000 Perks 153337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not to be outdone by tennis player Novak Djokavic's acquisition of all Donkey Cheese produced over the next year, a consortium of Premier League footballers have entered into a similar investment. The multi-million pound deal sees all Unicorn Cheese produced belong to them.</p> <p> As spokesman for the group Wayne Rooney explains, the deal has been facilitated by a Nigerian prince with whom he has had previous dealings. "The Prince approached me and some other players to see if we wanted to invest more money whilst we wait for the return on his assets being released from Nigeria. Unicorn cheese is very rare so we would have been stupid not join up."</p> <p> The Prince, who was only contactable by Email, seemed less enthusiastic to talk to us however he did say that the price for Unicorn cheese was high. When we asked asked if you could sell the cheese for more than £1000 a kilo, he confirmed by saying 'yeah, if you like.'</p> <p> The consortium of footballers are now preparing to visit the Unicorn farm where the cheese will be produced. Clark Carlisle, player spokesman for the PFA, and seen by the others as the intellectual one, said he is organising the trip, but admitted it was difficult finding flights to Nania. "We are trying to go with BA but if that's not possible, the Nigerian Prince has contacts in Lapland and says there will be a fleet of reindeer and a sleigh for hire in January. I have sent him a deposit on behalf of the group just in case."</p> <p> Concerns have been raised about the legitimacy of the deal, but Wayne Rooney puts that down to jealousy. "People will always try and stop you making money. People said I was mad to invest in a real life dinosaur theme park, but I was shown a DVD yesterday and it looks like my 'Jurassic Park' is nearly complete". </p>