http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 16:50:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182#post-153214 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:56:00 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That last line is brilliant.</p> <p>Full 5 stars and another 5 just for besmirching my fair city. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182#post-153211 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:37:21 +0000 Gerontius 153211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NEAT-O<br /> A 58 year old former cartoon character from Dundee is to appear in court on Monday charged with operating a brothel and living off the earnings of prostitution.<br /> Jasmine Le Ferret, once described by comic stablemate Fatty Fudge as the world’s ‘wildest tom-boy’ is said to have offered comic relief and other sexual favours to an undercover detective posing as a client.<br /> Miss Le Ferret is alleged to have offered comic relief to thousands of young boys in a career spanning over 50 years and is the first woman to be interviewed by police as part of Operation Yewtree.<br /> Arresting officer PC Thyme said Le Ferret and her sidekick pimp Rodger the Dodger had probably been running their house in Bash Street as a comic strip joint for years and it was only during a raid on the premises did the full scale of the operation come to light.<br /> Police recovered a hoard of catapults, a box containing several stink bombs and a dead frog from the house which were sent to the PFSLD for forensic examination.<br /> The trial is expected to take place over several weekly installments with the likelihood of an annual coming out in time for Christmas. </p>