http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:40:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317#post-14650 Sun, 30 May 2010 22:41:58 +0000 Jesse Bigg 14650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pity we don't have massive natural gas reserves, cos we'd win hands down every year if we did have. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317#post-14583 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:08:35 +0000 Doctor Moptop 14583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And a holographic image of Churchill! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317#post-14582 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:07:40 +0000 Ostsee 14582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...hosted by Jonathan Ross. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317#post-14581 Sun, 30 May 2010 09:06:30 +0000 Ostsee 14581@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Young musical talent will soon be able to compete in the Britovision Song Contest for the coveted title of.......... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5317#post-14555 Sun, 30 May 2010 00:02:04 +0000 Doctor Moptop 14555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fraulein Lena Mayer-Laundromat has won the European Song Contest with a song entitled Satellite(Uber Alles). The United Kingdom finished last out of the 1,355 European member states who entered.</p> <p>A delighted Angela Merkel said, "Little Ships? Vat Little Ships?? Pah! Zat vas all a fery long time ago. Vat is important now is zat ve von ze Song Var Europe and you Englische came last. LAST. L.A.S.T."</p> <p>David Cameron, in a somewhat testy response said, "We must never forget the solid performances of Brotherhood of Man and Bucks Fizz. I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their melodic duty, if nothing except lyrics is neglected, and if the best musical arrangements are made, as they are being made by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Gary Barlow and that girl who used to be Betty Boo, we shall prove ourselves once again able to serenade our island home, to ride out the storm of warbling, and to outlive the menace of descant harmony, if necessary for years, if necessary alone i.e. solo. </p> <p>"At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. Frankly. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government — every man of them (except David Laws but we won't go into that)." </p>