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Forum » Topic: Neat-o 9/12/12 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 06:33:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Squudge on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153575 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:52:12 +0000 Squudge 153575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53300">*PARP*</a> Sinful. waylandsmithy on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153554 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 14:43:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 153554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53296&replies=1#post-153552">funny hats</a> malgor on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153541 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 14:00:24 +0000 malgor 153541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53291&replies=1#post-153540">Boxing Day</a> Midfield Diamond on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153397 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:36:48 +0000 Midfield Diamond 153397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Apologies weematt, been away for the week and forced to work, terrible shock. I'll be back to my karoshi-dodging self next week. Along the same lines of several others but I was thinking: 'Pervert arrested in internet cafe after accessing Dandy on-line' I expect I could work Desperate Dan in there somewhere too Dick Everyman on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153273 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:28:49 +0000 Dick Everyman 153273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53199#post-153272" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53199#post-153272</a> Neat-O weematt ;0) Psycadelic Squirrel on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153246 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:36:36 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 153246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53187">Neato</a> FlashArry on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153218 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:04:47 +0000 FlashArry 153218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Howsabout - Chapeltown, Leeds : Police investigating sinister 'Clown Sex' rings was going to expand this given half a chance .... Gerontius on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153212 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:46:11 +0000 Gerontius 153212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ C'mon folks....you can't leave Neat-O with Wee on its hands....get your pencils out. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182&replies=1#post-153211" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182&replies=1#post-153211</a> Dick Everyman on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153184 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:14:01 +0000 Dick Everyman 153184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm also searching for inspiration - I've even joined in the Christmas recycling campaign over in the Writer's Room. Squudge's reference to Lenny Henry has also made me go soft. charlies_hat on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153181 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 11:52:29 +0000 charlies_hat 153181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ OK then, here's two festive related attempts along the same lines : 'Uncharitable reindeer accused of using the same red nose every year' 'Red nosed reindeer pulls Santa in bath full of custard for comedy charity fundraiser' I like the 1st one better I think. Squudge on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153110 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 06:08:38 +0000 Squudge 153110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 'tisn't dead, you always get a surge of entries over the weekend (whether you start on a Friday or early in the week). I haven't got immediate inspiration because as soon as I saw 'Comic Relief' (just now) I got Lenny Henry's enormous face in my minds eye. Enough to kill anyone's creativity stone dead. Lemme think about it. weematt on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153097 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:28:46 +0000 weematt 153097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ @vcg As I was not given any set of rules when I won the previous round I will apply my own. The winner would have to have written something relevant and (to me) funny to win this round. If no winner emerges I reserve the right to declare the round closed. What to do then? Give neat-o a rest is my suggestion. malgor on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153096 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:23:25 +0000 malgor 153096@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I don't think a piece should win by default of being the only entry, but it's going to be up to weematt to decide. He could, if he wishes, retain the Neat-O Baton and start a fresh run sometime in the new year. All I want to see avoided is Bourbon getting his hands on the NOB and stuffing it down the back of the settee covered in buttercream filling. Bourbon on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153073 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:42:59 +0000 Bourbon 153073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Mr Giant. I refer you to my first comment I win Boom Vertically Challenged Giant on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153072 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:33:54 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 153072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Does there have to be a winner? If there are no entries by 5 minutes before the deadline and somebody subs something utterly shit as a Neat-o effort does it win by default? charlies_hat on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153069 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:03:45 +0000 charlies_hat 153069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There has been a fall-off, which is a shame, as I think Neat-O is a lovely passtime. My excuse is that I can't think of anything funny about anything at the moment. A few months ago I seemed to be OK, but I'm a a dull witless arse recently. I stare at the news and come up totally blank. malgor on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-153058 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:43:38 +0000 malgor 153058@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ So is the Neat-O really on its last legs (again)? If so, let's at least give it a decent send off and bury it with dignity, rather than splattered in Frankie Boyle's cum. If you get left holding the Neat-O Baton, weematt, through no fault of your own, I reckon you'd have the right to call it yours and put it up for auction on ebay if you want. Bourbon on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-152798 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:16:20 +0000 Bourbon 152798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Frankie Boyle's stuff makes me cum. Does that count. weematt on "Neat-o 9/12/12" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53027#post-152715 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:55:21 +0000 weematt 152715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The subject is "comic relief". Post as a sub in Writers' Room with a link here if you hope to get it published or here in the Chat Room as a NOD (Neat-o direct) if it does not fit as a sub. Result will be published here on Sunday evening 16/12/12 so latest entries by 16.00 that day.