http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 13:29:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153529 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 11:41:40 +0000 Squudge 153529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA/ref=pd_bxgy_t_text_y">often bought together with... </a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153528 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 11:32:35 +0000 Squudge 153528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>to go with the cheese and whine<br /> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=pd_sbs_indust_1">when Unicorn cheese is not enough</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153480 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:21:49 +0000 Idiot 153480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My best guess is that Piggybell's creator was inspired by some weird nightmare involving the corpse of Dame Barbara Cartland being on the other end of a phone sex line. Who wouldn't want that scenario immortalised in their living room? It has a lump of dried clay attached to a bit of wire underneath so you can actually ring (or, more accurately, lightly dink) the bell. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153440 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:14:01 +0000 Squudge 153440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh I dunno, it'll look good next to the shave-my-baby (though I think the colour of the babypubes might clash with the pinkness of the pig's bra and tutu). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153434 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:50:17 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153434@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I fear no-one can. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153432 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:38:27 +0000 Idiot 153432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That I can't answer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153431 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:37:27 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok, my next question - WHY?! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=3#post-153430 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:35:02 +0000 Idiot 153430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a fine ceramic ornament of course, for the mantlepiece. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153429 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:32:56 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is it for?! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153425 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:00:26 +0000 Idiot 153425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd forgotten about 'Phonemate Piggy Bell', bought for 50p in Tooting many years ago, and until now awaiting the perfect occasion to be donated to a worthy cause:</p> <p><img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207379_10150134936134749_4371521_n.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153139 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 08:44:43 +0000 sigmund 153139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can’t find it anywhere, but I’d love to give a CD of Chas ’n’ Dave performing Schoenberg’s Gurrelieder to my mother-in-law. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153093 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:39:43 +0000 Ironduke 153093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, could drop an angry shire horse with a jab no problem.</p> <p>You haven't met Mrs Duke though, have you?</p> <p>(Oh, and I get the 'sleep inducing little something' gag. Very good. Three years therapy out the window, but hey, it raised a titter. Sob.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153090 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:35:41 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jesus man, you're a vet!! You're bound to have a little something which will induce such sleep?!</p> <p>***Edit*** Or even some pharms you could use. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153089 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:34:16 +0000 Ironduke 153089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>righty-ho...I've got a cracking visual gag, I just need some claret and blue vajazzle jewels and Mrs Duke to enter deep, deep slumber. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153087 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:28:34 +0000 dvo4fun 153087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, West Ham. I see now, forget the post above </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153086 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:28:01 +0000 dvo4fun 153086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You mean they're being sponsored now!? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-153083 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:24:20 +0000 Ironduke 153083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dvo: 'Has it changed over the years?'</p> <p>Yes. I believe they are inventing new zones, spots and other bits and bobs on a regular basis now.</p> <p>Its very similar to having a new West Ham home kit out every two years. Some see it as a refreshing update on a favourite iconic image; others see it as cynical commercialism making you invest in an expensive new model when you'd really just prefer the vintage model (without the sponsor logo). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152955 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:46:00 +0000 The All New Jeni B 152955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes dvo - never talk with your mouth full.</p> <p>Rikkor, that's a bit fowl. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152951 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:28:51 +0000 rikkor 152951@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would like to give my Christmas love a chicken that had no bone. And, some poultry Viagra. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152949 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:09:45 +0000 Squudge 152949@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stan, the reviews on your offering are truly inspiring </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152922 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:40:45 +0000 sigmund 152922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>How hard can it be ?<br /> </blockquote><br /> Never quite hard enough, if some accounts can be believed.</p> <p>I’ve always admired any woman who can hold her liquor - it takes a lot of upper body strength.</p> <p>Perhaps this book goes into the topic in depth, without leaving a nasty taste in the mouth? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152920 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:37:08 +0000 dvo4fun 152920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"leading sex educator Violet Blue" </p> <p>Yep - like I believe that name</p> <p>"provides step-by-step instructions for going down on a woman, as well as accurate and up-to-date information on female anatomy" </p> <p>Shit - has it changed over recent years? </p> <p>@sinnick "Why does this need a book? How hard can it be ?" Presumably 'don't treat it like a chicken bone' would just about cover it.</p> <p> Or maybe that says something about me ...</p> <p>Got a view on this one Jeni? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152915 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:30:26 +0000 Ironduke 152915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmmm. The book is advertised as the ULTIMATE guide...yet the eight items that 'customers also bought' are all other guides to cunnilingus in some form or another.</p> <p>So...just how 'ultimate' can this book be, if other supporting reference texts are also required? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152906 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:45:38 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 152906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you think she'll mind if you ask her to hold the book and turn the pages for you? Cheaper than buying a book stand. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152904 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:35:27 +0000 Sinnick 152904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or the phrase "in depth guide".</p> <p>Why does this need a book? How hard can it be ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152901 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:18:03 +0000 sigmund 152901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Guide-Cunnilingus-Violet-Blue/dp/1573443875/ref=pd_sim_b_9" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Guide-Cunnilingus-Violet-Blue/dp/1573443875/ref=pd_sim_b_9</a><br /> Never has the phrase ‘click to look inside' been so redolent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152899 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:53:08 +0000 Not Amused 152899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looking at the "customers who viewed this also viewed.. " section reveals something that I think I have to get<br /> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/2009-2014-Outlook-Toilet-Seats-Greater/dp/B001SNVXYA/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_17" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.com/2009-2014-Outlook-Toilet-Seats-Greater/dp/B001SNVXYA/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_17</a></p> <p>(this is a safe link!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152897 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:26:40 +0000 Oxbridge 152897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-Anthology-Paperback/dp/0306804379/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-Anthology-Paperback/dp/0306804379/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top</a></p> <p>For the culturally inclined. It used to have a LOT more reviews than this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152887 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:44:17 +0000 beau-jolly 152887@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.naffgiftshop.co.uk/no-presents-christmas-card-3895-p.asp">Perfect card</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53001&page=2#post-152885 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:14:40 +0000 Stan Laurel 152885@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No one could fail to be delighted by <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0">one of these - just read the reviews</a>. </p>