http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52976 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:52:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52976#post-152525 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:17:08 +0000 Thubs Swirlim 152525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>theres no advantages to being a pensioner except if your in a hostage situation your bound to be released first,or if theres a house fire with little children inside nobodys going to ask you to run inside to save em,thats about it,thats the only advantages us pensioners get,other than that were all fucking doomed to die of the cold this Christmas and starve to death.The only thing weve got to look foward to this Christmas is any clothes we get as presants at least we know we wont out grow them,barhhhhh humbug,ill have to console myself with writing more books by candle light to make a few pennies,or my name isnt Wilbur Smith or Joan Bloggs. </p>