http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52974 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52974#post-152534 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 19:14:20 +0000 quango 152534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't get it, she would have surely taken her stupid lucky gold earring and hurled into an envelope, sealed it, put it in the post box, and several weeks later received a cheque from CashForGold? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52974#post-152532 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:25:05 +0000 custard cream 152532@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars just for the title - well done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52974#post-152519 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 16:25:59 +0000 Gerontius 152519@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Here's my effort</strong></p> <p>The story begins sometime during the Roman conquest of Britain....four young siblings Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are evacuated from Londinium. They are sent to live with Captinus James T Kirkus an old warlock who lives in a country house near Keswick in Norfolk.<br /> To keep the boisterous siblings quiet Captinus Kirkus feeds them a diet of magic mushrooms, rotten bananas and keeps them locked in a wardrobe.<br /> Then one day, during a massive hallucinogenic trip brought on by a combination of Class A mushrooms and some chronic bananas, Lucy buys 100grams of pure, uncut swamp-cabbage from her imaginary friend Lenny, a ginger tomcat from Leon........</p> <p>Lewis: ‘No...this just isn’t working out. Some of it’s OK and I quite like the characters but the plot needs working up a bit.<br /> I’m tired and I need a good nights sleep....I’ll come back to it tomorrow....<br /> So much for this stupid lucky gold earring’.<br /> Lewis takes the earring from his ear and hurls it into the field at the bottom of his garden. </p>