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Forum » Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 01:45:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php The All New Jeni B on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152675 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 20:47:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 152675@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Very clever. And Malgor, can we duet on that? I've just sung my entire way through that sub, and I really think a nicely harmonised duet would add a certain something. Squudge on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152610 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 09:55:05 +0000 Squudge 152610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ nice left alert - and I have a megaphone for Malgor Username on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152602 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 08:36:44 +0000 Username 152602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice insights into deviance here. Milky milky,,, malgor on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152574 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:08:16 +0000 malgor 152574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm doing a live pod cast, dv. Here it is [reaches for megaphone]: FIVE BONDAGE RINGS! dvo4fun on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152449 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 09:05:51 +0000 dvo4fun 152449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep If it makes the Left Alert spot I hope malgor's "Sings loudly: 'FIVE BONDAGE RINGS!'" gets included custard cream on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152379 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:19:26 +0000 custard cream 152379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Great - hard to beat this! Squudge on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152272 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 06:31:51 +0000 Squudge 152272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I feel all festering now - stars DustyBinLaden on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152247 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 21:29:11 +0000 DustyBinLaden 152247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You leave my dogging panties out of this. They're for special occasions and I keep them in the glove box of the Astra. Dick Everyman on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152240 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:38:08 +0000 Dick Everyman 152240@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks for all of your suggestions: I decided to throttle the doves and pickle some fingers. The bummers had to go and were replaced by Stranglers strangling - so thanks for that sick suggestion Simonjmr!! I'd have loved to have got DBL's dogging and panties in there somehow but maybe we could save those gems for Oh Cum All Ye Faithful? ;0) DustyBinLaden on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152205 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:45:07 +0000 DustyBinLaden 152205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Or 'Nine Knickers Nicked.' DustyBinLaden on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152204 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:42:21 +0000 DustyBinLaden 152204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I like the bummers. They're just not that scary. Actually, twelve of them might be. It's tricky, because they do interrupt the S&M meat, death theme, but bumming is always funny Twelve Deviants Dogging? Nine Pairs of Panties Pilfered? ianslat on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152198 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:53:45 +0000 ianslat 152198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Not only a cracking song, but some handy present ideas too. simonjmr on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152191 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:09:19 +0000 simonjmr 152191@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ stranglers strangling poisoners a poisoning malgor on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152190 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:08:26 +0000 malgor 152190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Lovely tune too. Sings loudly: 'FIVE BONDAGE RINGS!' Dick Everyman on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152188 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:03:09 +0000 Dick Everyman 152188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks DBL - struggled with my 'bums' and 'boils' so any suggestions from the biscuiteers would be welcome! DustyBinLaden on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152187 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:00:58 +0000 DustyBinLaden 152187@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Twelve bummers bumming seems like a somewhat harmless threat to finish on, and the boils for lancing suggests a medical connection. Most likely profile though is a butcher or that Fearnly Fuckwittingstall fellow. Very, very good. Nicely crafted. Stars of Bethlehem Dick Everyman on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52874#post-152185 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:53:49 +0000 Dick Everyman 152185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ On the first day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me A cartridge and a kidney. On the second day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the third day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the fourth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the fifth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the sixth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the seventh day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the eighth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Eight maids for killing, Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the ninth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Nine fingers pickling, Eight maids for killing, Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the tenth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Ten ghouls a-reaping, Nine fingers pickling, Eight maids for killing, Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Eleven snipers sniping, Ten ghouls a-reaping, Nine fingers pickling, Eight maids for killing, Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the twelfth day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Twelve stranglers strangling, Eleven snipers sniping, Ten ghouls a-reaping, Nine fingers pickling, Eight maids for killing, Seven skulls a-grinning, Six knives a-slaying, Five bondage rings, Four rotting birds, Three lynched hens, Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney.