http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52722 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 04:01:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52722#post-151865 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:14:18 +0000 writinginbsl 151865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52722#post-151857 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 13:08:57 +0000 ronseal 151857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I forgot to include the word leverage. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52722#post-151798 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 09:19:33 +0000 ronseal 151798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Iranian authorities have begged the US President to come and deactivate a captured US Drone that began to talk under interrogation.</p> <p>"We can't get the bloody thing to shut up," said Mustafa Resetbutton, head of technical support at the Iranian Secret Service.</p> <p>After capturing a US Drone in the Gulf, Iranian forces were cock a hoop with their coup and anticipated interrogating the automated agent for valuable intelligence. However, soon after they found a way to get the Drone to start sharing information, they began to regret the exercise.</p> <p>Built by a former marketing manager for a Denver based IT storage vendor, the Drone answers even the simplest questions with a 98 page power point presentation, which is embedded with corporate videos. The Drone also has a blog, which hapless Iranian agents were forced to read in case they missed any important details.</p> <p>"All we know so far is that the Drone was founded in 2002, it's a Pisces and it loves the great outdoors," said one agent, "no agent has managed to stay awake long enough to hear the rest of the information it shares. We think it might be a fan of baseball, as there was a reference to stepping up to the plate and ball park figures. But we've had enough and we're going to hand the drone back to the Americans." </p>