http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:10:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151436 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:51:57 +0000 beau-jolly 151436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.thundervodka.com/Default.aspx">MMMM Toffee vodka</a><br /> Addictive stuff! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151418 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:18:42 +0000 button 151418@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151413 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:51:30 +0000 dvo4fun 151413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Knock out and just to prove that editorial chaps work at weekends, straight in as a worthy NiB</p> <p>Loved 'the treacle cooler' and 'recovering Jacamo model' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151412 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:17:36 +0000 waylandsmithy 151412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps a blend of treacle, maple syrup and vodka would pour better? God is in the detail. </p> <p>Maple syrup pours straight from the fridge, whereas with treacle, you have to pop the can under one of your folds of fat for a few minutes to give it a bit of a warm. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151410 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:04:37 +0000 Qoxiivi 151410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, I thought that too but decided to go the route of keeping it as close to 'water cooler' as possible, despite obvious viscosity impracticalities. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151409 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:59:09 +0000 waylandsmithy 151409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A treacle warmer would be better. A treacle cooler wouldn't pour very well. Unless it cooled cups of treacle after they were poured, and the treacle was ingested through some kind of heated straw. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151408 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:57:09 +0000 DustyBinLaden 151408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golden Treacle Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151400 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:37:57 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 151400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice.</p> <p>Every office should have a treacle cooler. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151396 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:27:13 +0000 waylandsmithy 151396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As a fat bloke with big pants, I'm offended by this.</p> <p>Nah, not really. Great stuff, and great punchline! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52583#post-151387 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 11:44:28 +0000 Qoxiivi 151387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Freddie Flintoff has been dropped as the big face of Jacamo after losing almost four stone in preparation for his recent professional boxing debut.</p> <p>'It was not a decision we took lightly.' said a spokesman for the clothing giant that’s made millions from clothing giants. 'But he must have known it was coming, especially after last month's photo shoot where his inability to sweat on cue was all anyone was talking about around the treacle cooler.'</p> <p>The move has, once again, raised ethical concerns over Jacamo's contracts that require their models to maintain a weight deemed, at best 'unhealthy' and, at worst 'Corden-esque'.</p> <p>'No one's supposed to look like that in reality.' said Darren Kent, a recovering Jacamo model who now speaks out against the industry. 'Even in the company canteen you'd have guys 'just nipping to the toilet' between courses to shove chocolate fingers down their throats.'</p> <p>'And it's not just the models, either. There's also the tragic case of those thirty Chinese workers who were suffocated in one of their factories where a jumper was being made.'</p> <p>Jacamo's spokesman, however, insists that they’ve acted fairly and that Freddie’s weight was not the sole reason for his sacking. 'Look, we're a clothing company for real men and, well, you saw how he fought on Friday night: like a big girl. Still, not bad for a thin lad though, I guess.' </p>