http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:32:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151495 Sun, 02 Dec 2012 09:23:01 +0000 Bourbon 151495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wot DVO said, made I larf.</p> <p> You say that DVO but maybe on her planet the moon cycle is only 3 days, </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151494 Sun, 02 Dec 2012 09:19:10 +0000 dvo4fun 151494@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nah I checked. Last abuse was less than 28 days ago </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151452 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:35:33 +0000 Bourbon 151452@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's the American for full stop </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151451 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:33:50 +0000 Bourbon 151451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Lucy: "Wot he said" " Made I larf" How very fucking imaginative. How's about if you can't think of anything to say just don't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151449 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:30:45 +0000 dvo4fun 151449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Lucy: "Wot he said" " Made I larf" How very fucking imaginative. How's about if you can't think of anything to say just don't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151421 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:46:00 +0000 Clarky 151421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like, fanks! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151419 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:19:59 +0000 Lucy4 151419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Wot he said" " Made I larf" How very fucking imaginative. How's about if you can't think of anything to say just don't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151415 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:08:07 +0000 dvo4fun 151415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wot he said clarky </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151380 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 10:42:35 +0000 Clarky 151380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta muchly, Vert. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151379 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 10:40:23 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 151379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back Clarky, I like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52561#post-151315 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:30:33 +0000 Clarky 151315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Delivering his withering report on the standards of the British press, Lord Justice Brian Leveson – ‘Bri’ – said:</p> <p>‘OMG, what them dodgy papers have been doin’ is bang out of order. I can’t even believe some of the stuff them doughnuts have been up to. Gettin’ on Charlotte Church’s tits for one thing. Upsetting that posh fittee wiv the great veneers, Hugh Grant, for anuvver. Not reem. Not reem at all.</p> <p>‘But the journos, they ain’t happy. “You’re over-reactin’, babes,” they go to me. “You’re way OTT. You gotta let us sort this out ourselves wivout no statutory underpinnin’. Just like Amy Childs’ boobjob.”</p> <p>‘Then I go, “You are jokin’ me, right? Doncha get it? If you was to do your jobs right, tell the troof and be ethical and everyfink, there wouldn’t be no need for no-one to regulate the papers.”</p> <p>‘But at the end of the day, it’s all for nuffink though, ‘cos that David Cameron – you know ‘Botox Brows’ wiv the spraytan I’m well jel of – he stands up in the House of Commons and wades in wiv a killer legal argument no-one can top.</p> <p>“‘Shuuuutuuuup!” he goes.’ </p>