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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen</title>
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			<title>simonjmr on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>simonjmr</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Happy for you to use this if you want?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43527#post-124581&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43527#post-124581&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Midfield Diamond on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Midfield Diamond</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It was a bit bloodthirsty and violent for me - especially the scene in Austin 1100 that starts with 'tap the CV joint gently with rubber-headed mallet'
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			<title>writinginbsl on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;i still get nostalgic when i think about those FULL COLOUR pictures of the sparking plugs (note use of correct tool)
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			<title>reforse on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>reforse</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I tried to buy a TShirt with a Haynes manual cover of an X-Wing fighter design but got an email from the company saying due to litigation they couldn't supply it. I replied commiserating that the LucasArts lawyers were known to be bastards about copyright and they replied telling me it was the Haynes lawyers.
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			<title>CollieP on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>CollieP</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Put that in. Put &#34;woof&#34; in there somewhere. That's my input.
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			<title>CollieP on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>CollieP</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Woof
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I've heard that they've cut a few corners though: the footage for the perilous synchromesh replacement scene in MGB 1962 to 1980 is highly derivative of the gearbox removal cliffhanger in Morris Marina 1.8 1970 to 1978.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Several fans have pointed out the howling continuity error in 'Refitting is the reverse sequence to removal'.
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			<title>Gerontius on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Gerontius</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I think they had to put Collie P down Curbie&#60;br /&#62;
Sorry, but someone had to tell you.&#60;br /&#62;
But you are doing fine with this one....flesh it out a bit more.&#60;br /&#62;
It's gripping stuff.&#60;br /&#62;
I'll be interested to see how they get around that Grand Tourisme faux-pas.
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			<title>Curbie Firetank on "Disney to adapt entire Haynes car repair manual series for the big screen"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hot off the heels of their $4bn purchase of Lucasfilm, Disney have snapped up the rights to the entire Haynes car repair manual series for £759 following a fraught eBay auction earlier today.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Disney spokesperson Achike Mawse claimed that they plan to release a movie for each of the manuals, and create a separate franchise using multiple manual stars in &#34;The Haynes Amass&#34; in which a Ford Fiesta, a Landrover Discovery and a Toyota Aygo meet up every three or four years to thwart poor maintenance practice by car owners across the globe, in 3D.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The first of the manuals to hit the big screen will be a radical interpretation of the 2001 best seller &#34;Peugeot 206 Petrol and Diesel Service and Repair Manual: 1998 to 2001&#34;. Director Lars von Trier has been signed up to direct, and is already agonising over how to overcome the manual's now infamous exclusion of 16-valve petrol engine models (XSi, GTi &#38;amp; Grand Tourisme), and how to keep within the austere and very Danish constraints of the 'Dogme 95 manifesto'.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Rumours that Kiwi director Peter Jackson has bought the rights to take Hansard 1876-1950 to the big screen in six gripping 3 hour instalments are thought to be wildly speculative and very likely false.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(needs input... is CollieP still active?)
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