http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:27:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151101 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:52:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 151101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I divine a stonker.</p> <p>A smattering of pentagram-shaped stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151050 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:25:20 +0000 beau-jolly 151050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was drawn to this like a twit to woo.<br /> Mucho starrios </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151045 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 11:50:14 +0000 dvo4fun 151045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>works for me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151041 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:40:59 +0000 waylandsmithy 151041@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it's like cod philosophy, but with Bunsen burners. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151040 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:34:17 +0000 Qoxiivi 151040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'cod science'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-151012 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 07:26:28 +0000 Jeremy Hunt 151012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'..is at least an impermeable layer short of an aquifer.''<br /> Quite.<br /> ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-150992 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 22:09:34 +0000 Dick Everyman 150992@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Divine Mr Smithy ;0) Stars and a nice hot cup of Bovril... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52464#post-150984 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 20:37:12 +0000 waylandsmithy 150984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A study into cod science has found conclusive proof that divining rods can detect mentals with an accuracy of 98%.</p> <p>Until now, fish wives and pagans have largely been dismissed by the wider scientific community, particularly since the theory of 'cows laying down before rainfall' was debunked with a control group of lazy hefers.</p> <p>But to virtually no-one's surprise, a field study found that nearly everyone who looks for water with a pair of tree-sourced wooden things is at least an impermeable layer short of an aquifer.</p> <p>"My mum always said that some day they'd prove there was something in this", beamed Arthur Hobgoblin, clutching an old wooden coat-hanger and spattered with Bovril. "And to think that the naysayers thought she couldn't see the future, just by licking a sack-load of badgers."</p> <p>Neat-o! </p>