http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5245 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 05:14:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5245#post-14390 Fri, 28 May 2010 13:34:43 +0000 simonjmr 14390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Go Ogle" launched as a competitive service to Mozilla. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5245#post-14385 Fri, 28 May 2010 12:15:34 +0000 Svendo 14385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mozilla combat this by launching the Reg Varney update for Firefox that takes you out of your way to see "crumpet" while browsing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5245#post-14381 Fri, 28 May 2010 11:57:52 +0000 simonjmr 14381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Microsoft today announced that June's critical update for the Internet Explorer software will deploy project Stepoe.</p> <p>The recent releases of Microsoft windows software have included "In private browsing". A service that allows cock sure men the ability to browse websites without an embarassing record being easily accessible to their spouse.</p> <p>Microsoft have been under fire in recent months for this development, so June's critical update will include a pornography alert warning sound - any time a user accesses pornographic sites, the dulcit tones of Harry H Corbett, will shout out from your computer at full blast "You dirty old man". </p> <p>Microsoft have also highlighted that they will also be releasing the "Sidney James" patch at the same time, which will say "Phwwwoor" when an image of a young lady is shown on the screen.</p> <p>It is believed that these enhancements have been requested by Melinda Gates.</p> <p>More soon </p>