http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 04:32:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-151518 Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:27:27 +0000 NewCriminal 151518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe he was born with it. Or, maybe it came out of a bottle.</p> <p>VG. Many stars for you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-151383 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 10:47:47 +0000 Clarky 151383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If he'd moisturised more, maybe the Middle East wouldn't be in such a pickle. Just saying. Five star treatment from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-151360 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 08:42:19 +0000 DustyBinLaden 151360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the bumps, you lovely people. Mucho appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-151084 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:40:43 +0000 Danny 151084@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five stars from me! Painfully accurate representation of 'scientists' in beauty adverts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-151026 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 08:44:35 +0000 Oxbridge 151026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150971 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:03:46 +0000 DustyBinLaden 150971@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely piece of work pinxit, as ever. The 'scientists' in the background are spot on. Very close to how I'd envisaged it, with the possible exception of Davina in a keffeyeh (the headdress - yes, I had to look it up). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150945 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:06:44 +0000 beau-jolly 150945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I missed it too. Excellent bump and loads of starrage.<br /> Did I mention they've bought out a shampoo for travellers called "Go and Wash" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150941 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:08:51 +0000 pinxit 150941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surprisingly not a lot to go on as far as LG photo refs go... all tends to be very green or Davina.</p> <p>Sorry Yikes, I'm sure Red can provide the requisite Clinique photo smut.</p> <p>Meantime...</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/labgarnier.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150928 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:39:26 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 150928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very original. 5 stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150877 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:33:20 +0000 dvo4fun 150877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Managed to glide over this gem earlier. Lovely work dbl</p> <p>"... but they all wanted to take two scientists into the mausoleum. Garnier said they would only take one, which reduces the security risk." luxurient </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150876 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 23:22:44 +0000 beemerbiker 150876@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant! This ought to be on NewsBiscuit front page! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150868 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:47:06 +0000 Yikes 150868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 stars and a bump for a great sub.</p> <p>Ok, ok, the real reason is I want to see Red's picture of the lady with legs crossed on the stool .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150850 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 18:50:41 +0000 jimmydodger 150850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>exhumongous ! I dug up 5 stars for you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150844 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:22:30 +0000 Dick Everyman 150844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're standing head and shoulders over the rest DBL! stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150842 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:14:45 +0000 Tripod 150842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars... because you're worth it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150840 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:01:11 +0000 pinxit 150840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glorious! I've a feeling the divine Davina fronts the UK ads...</p> <p>Meantime... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOYCkHFMnVc">cop this</a>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52409#post-150831 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:44:38 +0000 DustyBinLaden 150831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Palestinian leaders have chosen Laboratoires Garnier to conduct tests that will confirm whether Yasser Arafat was poisoned with polonium-210 or other lethal substances.</p> <p>‘We’ve seen their adverts and were very impressed,’ said a Palestinian official. ‘They clearly know what they are doing and are leaders in the western scientific community. </p> <p>‘We did look at other experts from Italy, France and Switzerland, but they all wanted to take two scientists into the mausoleum. Garnier said they would only take one, which reduces the security risk.’ </p> <p>The official continued: ‘A very beautiful, tall, brunette woman with her hair tied back and no lenses in her spectacles has assured us that if there is anything there, she will find it. She then let her hair down, shook it in a very sexy way and sucked the end of her pencil. That did it for me. Allah be praised.’</p> <p>A spokesbeauty for Laboratoires Garnier said: ‘We suspect polonium-210, but we’re not ruling out other possibilities, such as alpha hydoxy acids, pro-retinol, jojoba oil, pH-balancing rhino jizz or even aqua, the last two of which can be deadly in large quantities.’ </p> <p>Asked how it will conduct the tests, Laboratoires Garnier explained that a strikingly attractive blonde woman with perfect skin, glasses, and a clipboard will ease herself onto a highly-stylised laboratory stool, revealing shapely legs in a tight-fitting skirt, and peer into a microscope. </p> <p>She will then write something on a smart clipboard, walk across the room and show the results to a handsome, grey-haired man who clearly has many years experience of looking at clipboards, but is still good for his age. </p> <p>He will then nod, take the clipboard and calmly but purposefully hand the results to an attractive Asian-American woman seated at a long counter doing something technical with pipettes.</p> <p>‘Our best hope at the moment is that we can pin this on a Mossad hairdresser,’ said the Garnier spokesbeauty. </p> <p>‘We’re not denying it won’t be tough. Mr Arafat has been dead for eight years and we know very little about his final few days. Some of that information, now lost to us, would have provided vital clues. </p> <p>‘For example, how dry and frizzy was his hair in the week leading up to his death?’ </p>