http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:05:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-154777 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:59:15 +0000 Sexton A Blake 154777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53611">Another one</a> for the Emporium ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153942 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:39:49 +0000 pinxit 153942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Appears so. <a href="http://www.healthpromo.com/item.asp?Item_ID=268">And here it is...</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153923 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:22:00 +0000 Shakes McNails 153923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does Charles Dickens only have one fan? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153915 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:58:03 +0000 pinxit 153915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153913">Another possible product for the list.</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153871 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:21:28 +0000 pinxit 153871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Arf... too late for me (or red) doing any smudges then! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153679 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 11:18:23 +0000 Sexton A Blake 153679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As, I imagine, most contributors are blokes, expect a flurry of additions to this on Christmas Eve after the shops have shut. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153520 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 10:16:00 +0000 pinxit 153520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sexton Blake's <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53253">Royal Sick Bucket</a> sub would make a good addition. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153333 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 09:31:30 +0000 dvo4fun 153333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>apologies - late night post </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153278 Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:18:04 +0000 dvo4fun 153278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>7: Family-size box of dildos: For when the men are loading the dishwasher after the christmas roast. Enough for all the women in the family [and Uncle Ralph] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153267 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:39:04 +0000 Al OPecia 153267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck is offering leftover plate scappings - can't afford to eat here, at least you can sample the remaindered decomposed tastes mixed with rich people's spittle. A must for Granny. Supplied in Festive Boxes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153263 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:36:19 +0000 Squudge 153263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wish you lot were my rellies - I'd be under that tree shaking the boxes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153258 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:27:23 +0000 writinginbsl 153258@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A general sense of crushing futility, malevolence and seasonal anti-climax, brought on by unwarranted exposure to highly calorific foodtsuffs, cheap cider and ones relatives</p> <p>what? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153235 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:37:21 +0000 dvo4fun 153235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not that I'm ignoring this nice idea Stan; just that I can't think of anything funny to add. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153215 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:56:10 +0000 Gerontius 153215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about a 'stollen cake'...or 'cake' as they call it in Liverpool. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153207 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 15:22:09 +0000 pinxit 153207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aye lad, you can't get the staff nowadays.</p> <p>btw on the 'Wi-Fi enabled Toilet Tissue holder'... shouldn't the last word be 'log out'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153169 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:13:19 +0000 Stan Laurel 153169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I share your disappointment pinxit, old mate. These days, they seem to be keener hoaxing Africa or researching the archives to taunt Oxy. </p> <p>Great video game, by the way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-153160 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:34:36 +0000 pinxit 153160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dunno about you Stan, but I'm very surprised and rather disappointed about the lack of input into your very good suggestion on this thread. Could be a great running Left Alert, updated every day over the festering season.</p> <p>I'd also toss in <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53138">this video game</a>; ideal for your 14 - 22 year olds. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-150808 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:29:52 +0000 pinxit 150808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A page-turner if ever I've heard. Ideal bedtime reading. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-150789 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:15:27 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 150789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>“In the background” – an autobiography by Steve Mason, who once walked past behind a local news report in progress. Get the in-depth details of Steve’s meteoric rise from his years as a humble factory worker to the day his world changed when the back of his head was briefly visible on the Norwich evening news, and he became a humble factory worker whose head had been on TV for a couple of seconds. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-150784 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 09:06:58 +0000 pinxit 150784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was thinking along precisely the same lines Stan and was going to post an APB in the chat room on those inevitable 'celeb' autobiography stocking-fillers that end up in the remainders bin on Boxing Day…</p> <p>Here's a couple of politico ones, but all suggestions welcomed… titles and pic ideas.</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/cambiogs.jpg"></p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/OSBIOG.jpg"></p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/cleggbio.jpg"></p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/milibiog.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392#post-150782 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 08:42:17 +0000 Stan Laurel 150782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong><em>Thought we could compile a list of essential seasonal gifts for a possible Left Alert. Feel free to lay down further items at the foot of the Christmas Tree of hope.</em></strong></p> <p>1. Planning an austerity celebration this year? Well, everyone will be thankful for these Scrooge Christmas Humbugs which are available from Tesco for 99p per pack (or just £2.49 for two).</p> <p>2. Give the staunch Royalist in your life a chance to relive the highlights of the Queens Diamond Jubilee River Pageant. This special director’s cut edition is packed with the very best bits with a special commentary from Fearne Cotton. <em>(Running time 90 seconds).</em></p> <p>3. Charles Dicken’s fan? Sponsor a London Street urchin. For just £1,000 per week, Fagin’s School of Method Acting* will train a scruffy child in the art of street dexterity, and the sponsor will be cut in on the dividends. This is the gift that keeps on taking. <em>[* CRB check applied for and will be through any day now]</em></p> <p>4. Frozen windscreen? From the people who bought you the Gore BBQ, we have sourced the Romney windscreen scraper mitt, made from 100% redundant material.<em> [Smear free guarantee does not apply under pressurised conditions]</em></p> <p>5. Dreaming of a White Christmas and worried that it may not snow? Get a previously owned Frosty Instant Snowman all the way from eBay in Lapland. Literally millions of snowflakes have gone into this product which is supplied ready melted for easy posting. Package contents, Aqua (concentrated snowman) scarf, piece of coal and carrot.</p> <p>6. If you want to give that special person in your life a gift that will be in everyday use, look no further than this convenient Wi-Fi enabled Toilet Tissue holder. They will think of you every time they logon. </p>