http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52353 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 15:06:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52353#post-150729 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 23:05:15 +0000 antharrison 150729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the decision by Joey Barton to give his post-match interview in a french accent, Buckingham Palace has confirmed that, as a way of showing greater empathy with the nation, she will deliver her annual speech in a variety of regional accents.</p> <p>The Palace confirmed that speech will be divided into sections in a clockwise direction around the British isles, starting with the west country, then moving to Wales, Lancashire, Scotland, Tyneside, Birmingham and finally the east end of London. </p> <p>The Palace also confirmed that it was disappointed that the speech had been leaked, and has taken the decison to publish its content with immediate effect.</p> <p>'Ooh arr, me gert ackers, one's bin chamming to giss et Christmas speakies.'</p> <p>'Boyo Charlie gone ape that one's not up the wooden gwelly'</p> <p>'Eigh-up abeawt 60 yoz ago one twas sent t'throne'</p> <p>'Now wee William the next wingnut, is gaggin for bairns'</p> <p>'Nebby press should scram tappy-lappy Harry'</p> <p>'All right, chobble yer turkey and doss later'</p> <p>'And why you're all borassic lint, if you need a Lady Godiva, get tooled-up and blag the battle cruiser.'</p> <p>'One wishes you all a happy Christmas and prosperous new year.' </p>