http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52254 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:56:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52254#post-150406 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:46:50 +0000 roybland 150406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The next Archbishop of Canterbury may undergo a sex change in a plan to overturn the recent Church of England vote to prevent women becoming bishops.</p> <p>'Normally we would have to wait years to get the decision reversed,' said a supporter of women bishops, 'but this will just mean a quick visit to a surgeon and we'll have a woman as archbishop.'</p> <p>Supporters of the plan point out that as Welby has already been chosen as archbishop, 'it's a done deal'.</p> <p>It's hoped by supporters that other bishops may offer to 'go under the knife' in the cause of church unity.</p> <p>A conservative opponent said she was 'appalled' at the plan and that those opposed to women bishops would seek to get women priests to undergo a sex change but admitted she wasn't optimistic.'But we'll be praying,'she said.</p> <p>'A change of sex for Justin isn't such a big deal,' said a church spokesman. 'He's been wearing frocks for years, so we're already half way there.' </p>