http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52185 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 00:42:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52185#post-150242 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:41:07 +0000 steve_l 150242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>1. It is pretty wet in somerset right now.<br /> 2. To get the human suffering, how about :</p> <p>Sky had thought they'd manage to find a refugee camp full of miserable people, but were informed that Aust Services on the M48 always looked like that -and that they'd have to look elsewhere. </p> <p>3. Surely JC would pop down to the SW via the A303 to exeter or A40 to cheltenham. The A40 is the closer route to his house. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52185#post-150218 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:27:48 +0000 grottymonty 150218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The halcyon days of blaming infrequent weather conditions on global warming appear to be at an end. This year's annual submerging of properties on the Severn flood plain failed to be the worst since records began, or as long as anyone can remember, or even since last year.</p> <p>"This is a disaster for the campaign", said climate change activist Tarquin Smythe, "it could take years, but we will bounce back stronger from this setback. We really were hoping for scenes of widespread devastation, loss of life and a massive cost to the insurance industry". TV companies were equally frustrated. </p> <p>Sky News alone had despatched twenty seven separate news crews to the area to milk the stories of human suffering, as well as film some twat in a canoe. "All we are left with is some footage of quite deep puddles with cars driving through and some piles of disappointingly dry sandbags.</p> <p>Jeremy Clarkson celebrated the end of global warming by racing up and down the A34 in a Bugattti Vaeron </p>