http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 08:26:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171&page=2#post-152082 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 20:59:31 +0000 FlashArry 152082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's La-ryn-gi-tis Mr. Holder </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171&page=2#post-152059 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 17:55:26 +0000 Smart Alex 152059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>While shepherds watch there sets by night<br /> On Westward ITV<br /> An angel of the Lord came in<br /> And switched to MTV</p> <p>"Fear not" said he - for Michael Grade<br /> Had seized their troubled minds,<br /> Glad tidings of great joy I bring<br /> For all couch potato kind</p> <p>To you in Ramsey Street this day<br /> Is born of Murdoch's line<br /> An Aussie who is Rupert named<br /> And this shall be his sign</p> <p>On every house in every street<br /> On gable ends displayed<br /> A rusty wok-shaped metal dish<br /> From low-grade tinplate made</p> <p>Thus spake the seraph and forthwith<br /> Appeared a lazy throng<br /> Of lardies watching UK Gold<br /> And More 4 all day long </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171&page=2#post-151305 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:24:25 +0000 Oxbridge 151305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>O Come Let Us Treat Him With Rational Scepticism </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-151114 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:26:16 +0000 rikkor 151114@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The First "No, 'ell!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-151066 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 13:30:27 +0000 ianslat 151066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Of course we know it's Christmas, you patronizing bastards! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150943 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:33:33 +0000 Stan Laurel 150943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>..... Holy Shite! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150937 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:35:06 +0000 Oxbridge 150937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Violent Shite </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150860 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:36:09 +0000 The All New Jeni B 150860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In The Bleak Mid-Recession.</p> <p>God Rest Ye Gerry Mentalmen.</p> <p>Mary's Boy Child (The DSA would like a word). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150855 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:48:29 +0000 Al OPecia 150855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw three shits come sailing in on the Breakfast Show in the Morning </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150820 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 13:51:56 +0000 sigmund 150820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BNP’s favourite, “I’m dreaming of a white England.”<br /> Having it away in a manger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150812 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 13:30:08 +0000 Stan Laurel 150812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(I’m dreaming of a) Dry Christmas</p> <p>Rudolph, The Red Nosed Otter</p> <p>God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (but not ye women, obviously)</p> <p>Oh Oh Emmanuel, I’m coming </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150637 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 13:39:43 +0000 ianslat 150637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw Mommy begging the bailiffs not to take the telly</p> <p>It's beginning to look a lot like Mike from Sale puking on the boss's shoes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150631 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:10:11 +0000 Oxbridge 150631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dukla Prague Don't Even Exist Any More </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150431 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:27:21 +0000 beau-jolly 150431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Holly and the Brucie<br /> Frosty the snowperson</p> <p>@Midnight. Spat out my coffee. Thank you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150413 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 09:47:16 +0000 riesler 150413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Back in a manger</p> <p>The second Noel</p> <p>Good King Wenceslas the Second</p> <p>O little suburb of Bethlehem </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150339 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:28:48 +0000 The All New Jeni B 150339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We Harked The Herald Angels Sang.</p> <p>Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely Were Your Branches.</p> <p>Fideste Infideles.</p> <p>Silent Morning. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150322 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 22:33:31 +0000 Sir Lupus 150322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By now they probably do know it's Christmas but just in case here goes again</p> <p>O Little Refugee Camps of Beit Jibrin, Aida and Dheisheh</p> <p>In the Damp Mid Winter</p> <p>The Ritz and The Ivy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150238 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:05:43 +0000 Not Amused 150238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We three kings of orient aren't</p> <p>All I want for christmas are my dentures </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150225 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 13:44:02 +0000 Scroat 150225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Holly and the Oy Vey</p> <p>I'll get me coat... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150220 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:49:57 +0000 Midfield Diamond 150220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nowhere near as good as Flash's brilliance but:</p> <p>Dub-stepping around the Christmas Tree<br /> I'm Dreaming of a Multi-ethnic Christmas </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150219 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:31:50 +0000 Midnight Dreary 150219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Deck the fucker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150209 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:41:00 +0000 Mr Target 150209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When a Child is Born II </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150206 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:58:10 +0000 riesler 150206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ant the Halls </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150205 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:56:58 +0000 riesler 150205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Twice in Royal David's City </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150203 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:55:08 +0000 sigmund 150203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It’ll be lonely next Christmas.<br /> Last Christmas I gave you my heart, (even though I didn’t have a ‘kin donor card).<br /> Hark, the Hell’s Angels sing.<br /> Start the Cavalry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150195 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:34:43 +0000 Dick Everyman 150195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Brittle Town of Bethlehem </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150193 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:27:57 +0000 godly1966 150193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>little bummer boy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150191 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:24:05 +0000 seymour totti 150191@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant Flash! Never too early in the day for a Roman Numerals based joke.</p> <p>Christmas Time (Please tells the Bells to shut up now)<br /> Mistletoe &amp; Rehab<br /> I Saw Three Ships (being boarded by Somali Pirates)<br /> Big Donkey<br /> Mary's Boy Teenager<br /> Winter Wonderbra </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150184 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:04:20 +0000 pinxit 150184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Mistletoe &amp; Just The One Unit Of Wine' (by The BMA Massive) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52171#post-150182 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:01:09 +0000 FlashArry 150182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Holly and the V </p>