http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52079 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 11:12:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52079#post-149934 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:52:04 +0000 Reg Herring 149934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The football world was sensationally rocked to its core today as the saviour of English football, Russian millionnaire Roman Obramivitch called it a day and fired himself.</p> <p>As a very generous gesture he gave away Chelsea Football Club to the fans to run.</p> <p>Speaking exclusively to Jeff Stelling and thousands of other sports reporters, Mr ibramhimavic said: “Geoff, I’ve given it my all, but with my track record I deserve to go. At the end of the day it’s winning that counts and I just haven’t done enough of it on a regular basis. Any manager who doesn’t win at least 2 out of 3 games I sack immediately and now it’s my turn. It just goes to show money can’t buy you love, only the power to buy, sell and sack.</p> <p>“Football’s a funny old game though, but as the price of failure I have decided to sack myself and buy back the club from the fans. Next season I am going to buy every club and football player in the world to ensure I at last win every trophy, so don’t worry.”</p> <p>TalkShit’s listeners and advertising rates skyrocketed as the news spread. </p>