http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 02:04:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150478 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 18:06:56 +0000 Scroat 150478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hugh Janus is alive and well, and getting ribbed by all his gay friends. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150473 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:00:19 +0000 antharrison 150473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This was ignored after I wrote it....</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47434" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47434</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150337 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:07:01 +0000 Yikes 150337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sooo ... 'Wife’s relief as Mike Litoris found' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150334 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:00:42 +0000 Squudge 150334@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I had to give it a caption, it would just be "FOUND!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150331 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 22:51:53 +0000 Yikes 150331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Squudge ... perhaps</p> <p>"Wife distraught as volunteers fail to find Mike Litoris" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150324 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 22:37:27 +0000 Squudge 150324@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Yikes - well the picture is real in that it was published ...however, there are a number of theories:</p> <p>1. The someone at the TV station doctored the chap's name and had a little fun.<br /> 2. The chap gave a false name to have a little fun with the reporter/TV station<br /> 3. The picture, was doctored AFTER it was broadcast (too disappointing a theory)<br /> 4. it really is his name</p> <p>I favour theory #2 because if it is true, 'Mike' is an even greater legend than if it is true name. Better still, a variant on #4, if he changed it by deed poll and tells people he moved to the mid-West to 'find himself' - he is a god. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150252 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:01:04 +0000 steve_l 150252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The local bog-paper rag, the bristol evening post, fell for the "Jenna Talwart" nickname from a blog comment and pulled it up into a <a href="http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Changes-bridge-just-ridiculous/story-12940647-detail/story.html">story they actually printed</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150207 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:07:11 +0000 Gaz 150207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Mike Litoris - that is so cool</blockquote></p> <p>So you're married then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150202 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:53:11 +0000 Yikes 150202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Squudge, that pic is great!</p> <p>I'm pretty naive about these things - is it a doctored pic or is it true?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150102 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 18:49:44 +0000 Badger Nadgers 150102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FWIW there is a <em>Michael Hunt Carpets</em> in Buxton, although not surprisingly he chooses to use the <em>carpetshopinbuxton.co.uk</em> domain. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150074 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 15:27:06 +0000 Tristan Shout 150074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>huh-huh...</p> <p>"Homo Ner"...</p> <p>huh-huh... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150038 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:35:34 +0000 CulchaVulcha 150038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mike Litoris - that is so cool </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150030 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:17:08 +0000 arthurminnit 150030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dont see what all the flap's about.<br /> you would have to be mingey to not give stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-150016 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:26:27 +0000 Oxbridge 150016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Actually, there's no NB massive and long-established writers are just as likely to be harsh on each other as someone new - and very welcoming to new people who come up with good stuff. We were all new once. But just redoing very old gags will never cut it. </p> <p>If you could somehow turn this on its head (e.g. 'No, I meant it as you heard it,' added WPC Smith. 'I really have lost my vagina. Has anyone seen it? About 30-35 years old, clean shaven, last seen proceeding in a southerly direction...' etc. etc.), there might be some mileage in it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149984 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 08:09:00 +0000 arthurminnit 149984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nothing wrong with that, (just remember in derbyshire it is mick, not mike), but if you fall foul of the nb massif you will never get a star for anything you write, ever again, be warned!<br /> a vile and vicious cartel, they are.<br /> where only certain posters are deemed to be any good, if you are outside this cadre, well, lets just say there are other sites you could use! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149981 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:18:17 +0000 Squudge 149981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://assets5.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013627568_xA4wqLWK.jpg"></p> <p>who did you say the chaps couldn't find...? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149941 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:24:20 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 149941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's nothing funny in made up names that make a puerile joke. Oh, hang on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149911 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:36:34 +0000 Tripod 149911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>just wanted to keep the torch burning</blockquote></p> <p>Burning bush?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149910 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:33:49 +0000 misterjingles 149910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah , I know it's a cheap shot, but just wanted to keep the torch burning for this classic.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149908 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:26:51 +0000 arthurminnit 149908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NOBODY in derbyshire is called MIKE!<br /> mick is the preferred form of the name, and the locals pronounce MY as MI, and H's are routinely dropped altogether;<br /> so she would ask for "anyone who has seen Mick Hunt to come forward."</p> <p>however, this one has been done to death in pubs, clubs and anywhere two men can converse together without using clubs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149905 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:59:48 +0000 waylandsmithy 149905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ffs... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52075#post-149903 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:58:27 +0000 misterjingles 149903@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At the Police press conference today for missing businessman Mike Hunt, proceedings had to be adjourned after fits of giggles erupted. Policewoman Janice Smith was repeatedly asked to repeat her appeal to the general public for "anyone who has seen Mike Hunt to come forward." A number of her colleagues were due to be quizzed over prank calls later in the day. </p>