http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52066 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52066#post-149856 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:34:05 +0000 grottymonty 149856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The controversial votes keep coming as today not just hamsters but all nocturnal rodents were barred from becoming bishops. There was much squeaking and rattling of wheels as the results came through. 42 diocese had said prior to the vote that they strongly supported the idea of hamsters being allowed to be ordained as bishops.</p> <p>This afternoon the assembly will vote on the ordination of table lamps. </p>