http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 15:05:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149384 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 11:39:13 +0000 Squudge 149384@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a full investigation into this needs to be never set up </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149379 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 11:11:35 +0000 Dick Everyman 149379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You've hit it on the head Tripod. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149375 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 10:57:41 +0000 Tripod 149375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If masturbation is wrong, why are arms exactly the right length?... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149373 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 10:51:07 +0000 Dick Everyman 149373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm saying nothing... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149367 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 09:21:32 +0000 godly1966 149367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I also must say, I have NEVER abused myself; I have never even touched my penis or been to Leeds that’s what I employ an au pair for. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149366 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 08:46:11 +0000 arthurminnit 149366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>if i may just distance myself from this;<br /> i have NEVER abused myself, i have never even <u>touched</u> my penis, and i have NEVER EVER been to Cardiff, let alone stayed in the hotel in question.<br /> i will be demanding a full apology from all who have either made, or passed on, this outrageous accusation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149360 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 23:47:03 +0000 Squudge 149360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[breaking news]</p> <p>...the full scale of self-abuse is only now coming to light</p> <p>'they' are EVERYWHERE </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51882#post-149339 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:42:30 +0000 malgor 149339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A CPS spokeswoman described the case as ‘a self-fulfilling paradox waiting to happen’.</p> <p>‘The man not only had to re-live the abuse he suffered at his own hand in the 1970s, he must now also live with the humiliation of the guilty verdict for the rest of his life.’</p> <p>The spokeswoman said she hoped the successful prosecution would send a clear message out to anyone even thinking about engaging in similar behaviour. ‘Obviously, the sentence would have been far less lenient had the man not turned himself in and pleaded guilty.’</p> <p>The man, who cannot be named because an incompetent registrar forgot to write it on his birth certificate, was ordered to wear a ‘WANKER’ badge for one week. </p>