http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 02:31:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-150204 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:55:30 +0000 Idiot 150204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely Coast's new title should be 'Enthusiastic Scottish man walks awkwardly through landscape'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-150192 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:25:55 +0000 Squudge 150192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>spam bumped eh? if it hasn't already, I'd like to see this make NiB, with the lovely addition of Ian's 'Crap in the Attic' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149518 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:40:28 +0000 butagirl 149518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'People Who Can't Actually Skate Walking Rhythmically on Ice' could be renamed 'People Who Still Can't Skate Floating Above the Ice on Wires' for the final. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149332 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:54:49 +0000 Ian 149332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Crap in the attic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149331 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:27:47 +0000 Smart Alex 149331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks CC - Incorporated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149299 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:35:48 +0000 custard cream 149299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff! EastEnders could be called Moaning Gits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149296 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:25:49 +0000 Squudge 149296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*</p> <p>we could have endless fun on this theme but less is probably more - reckon it is NiBworthy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51875#post-149294 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 09:50:48 +0000 Smart Alex 149294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In continuing efforts to restore trust in the BBC, programme makers are looking into the possibility of using titles that more accurately reflect the programme contents.</p> <p>A spokesperson for the BBC said that title changes already under consideration include replacing 'Top Gear' with 'Three Big Kids Dicking Around in Cars', and renaming 'Coast' to 'Enthusiastic Scottish Man Waves His Arms Around a Lot', whilst 'EastEnders' will almost certainly become, 'Moaning Gits'.</p> <p>Not to be outdone, ITV has announced a new series of 'I Used To Be a Celebrity - Resurrect My Career'. Other possibilities include, 'People Who Can't Actually Skate Walking Rhythmically on Ice', and, 'Jamie's Two And a Half Hour Meals'.</p> <p>A decision has yet to be made as to whether 'Crimewatch' should be replaced with 'schadenfreude', or 'Crimes That Make For Good TV'.</p> <p>Tonight's film, the Ridley Scott sci-fi classic, 'Alien' will go ahead as planned. However, the description will be amended to, 'Seven grown-ups chase glove puppet around spacecraft'.</p> <p>'Britain's Got Talent' is to be axed. </p>