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Forum » Topic: Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 17:22:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Anonymous on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149226 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 23:06:23 +0000 Anonymous 149226@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh yes, have another 5 Midfield Diamond on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149221 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 22:11:28 +0000 Midfield Diamond 149221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Subtle and clever and funny, good stuff antharrison on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149220 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:57:04 +0000 antharrison 149220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Brilliant button on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149219 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:56:05 +0000 button 149219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep, really good custard cream on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149209 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:47:30 +0000 custard cream 149209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ great, well done, max. stars! Yikes on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149194 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:25:01 +0000 Yikes 149194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice angle! I especially liked the subtle paedo references such as "lay-by", "sandwich" and "Pete". And the Gary Glitter punchline is superb ... "Purplepants123, an Ebay trader from Croyden who sold various items following a bedroom clear out" Dick Everyman on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149113 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:23:31 +0000 Dick Everyman 149113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ No funny comments please C'est vrais, but I was trying to be ironic and tragically failed ;0( beau-jolly on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149108 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:58:52 +0000 beau-jolly 149108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <blockquote>No funny comments please</blockquote> Rather defeats the object n'est pas? tedweasel on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149104 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:27:02 +0000 tedweasel 149104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Five tax-free stars from me. Dick Everyman on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149078 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:30:02 +0000 Dick Everyman 149078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Cheers Wayland Duh....you can see why I'm not in Business and instead spend all my time trying to enrich the lives of others via NB ;0) No funny comments please..... Tripod on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149076 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:07:52 +0000 Tripod 149076@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice angle... waylandsmithy on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149075 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:06:05 +0000 waylandsmithy 149075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Dick, the companies house reference was the tax reference I think! beau-jolly on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149073 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:42:26 +0000 beau-jolly 149073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wot they said. Stars Dick Everyman on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149072 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:28:51 +0000 Dick Everyman 149072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You also forgot to mention he pays more in taxes than Starbucks, Amazon and Facebook combined ;0) waylandsmithy on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149070 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:15:38 +0000 waylandsmithy 149070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Brilliant. Funny and clever, lovely idea! Don't think it'll get much support though, because you have forgotten to imply someone is a paedophile. Sheepback on "Starbucks out performed by lay-by sandwich van" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51801#post-149067 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:01:50 +0000 Sheepback 149067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ According to figures submitted to Companies House Pete’s Baps, who’s base is in a lay-by just off the M4, reported greater sales than Starbucks for the third quarter of the year. Pete puts his increase in sales down to road works on the nearby Bath Road. Starbucks declined to comment on their results, but analysis of the figures submitted suggest they sold 13 Mocha lattes and 4 granola bars slightly up on their second quarter figures. The online retailer Amazon saw a slight increase in sales in quarter 3 with 9 books and 2 kettles sold. This left Amazon trailing in the wake of Purplepants123, an Ebay trader from Croyden who sold various items following a bedroom clear out.