http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 05:45:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149013 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:45:48 +0000 Tripod 149013@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>am I correct in deducing that you are so incredibly endowed that you consider yourself to be three-legged?</blockquote></p> <p>Look, it's cold where I live, all right...</p> <p>Oh, and I'm a photographer by trade... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149012 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:43:39 +0000 Ironduke 149012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Given your options Tripod, I'd hope for 'what'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149011 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:36:42 +0000 The All New Jeni B 149011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apparently so Tripod.<br /> And can I just say, am I correct in deducing that you are so incredibly endowed that you consider yourself to be three-legged? Just hazarding a wild guess...</p> <p>(That's not a chat up line btw, I merely point mention it to bring a touch of humour to the post...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149008 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:49:28 +0000 Tripod 149008@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So is his penis shorter than average, or what?... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149007 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:48:29 +0000 FlashArry 149007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Left confused and cake-less again </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149006 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:38:07 +0000 Lucy4 149006@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You boys! You take everything so serious. Couldn't you tell I was joshing. Why, shame on you all (girly giggle). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149005 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:33:45 +0000 Dick Everyman 149005@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have I missed something? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149004 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:30:06 +0000 quango 149004@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Worth pointing out quangos can be female (the idea of a female governmental organisation does make the head hurt) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149001 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:18:17 +0000 moanygit 149001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Holy fuck! Just been for a pint (3) and come back to this? Bizarre. Lucy, chill the fuck out! It's not worth the blood pressure... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-149000 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:16:41 +0000 Ironduke 149000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Lucy, bless you and your little temper tantrum.</p> <p>I was trying to bring forth a little voice of calmness and reason. Perhaps you could ask someone to translate it into 'ranting ire' for you.</p> <p>And the fact that I'm hung like a weasel, you can deduce that from my name? That sounds like pretty powerful science to me.</p> <p>Now, catch up on your meds, slip off your tiara and pop a damp cloth on your brow, there's a good puppy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-148998 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:57:19 +0000 quango 148998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Still really like you though Lucy x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767&page=2#post-148996 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:43:26 +0000 sigmund 148996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cake, anyone? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148995 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:42:07 +0000 Lucy4 148995@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No quango it's not "That time of the month" dick heads like you are around all the time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148990 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:32:19 +0000 quango 148990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fraid to say you're no newer than I am arthur, but every month, at a certain time of the month, someone makes a sexist comment, and then someone overreacts to it, it's just the way the cookie bakes itself, and then someone decides whether it has baked properly... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148989 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:23:15 +0000 arthurminnit 148989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i'm quite new here, but lucy4 seems a little aggressive, to me.<br /> is this normal? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148986 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:12:41 +0000 Lucy4 148986@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ms/Mr Ironduke, after first of all pointing out that my comment about being offended wasn't the issue here, so why you should bring it up again is beyond me, i'd like to express an opinion: I'd say that anyone who gives himself the grandiose name of Ironduke for a web site is probably a little bit insecure and the chances are that his penis is a little below the average length. What do you think?<br /> Rowly: piss off, you talk too much. Go swing your own handbag ducks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148985 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:09:55 +0000 Squudge 148985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>o_O</p> <p>@Quango - I missed it too, but I am willing to bet it follows your food theme ... something about a 'dodgy' sandwich perhaps? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148984 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:56:37 +0000 quango 148984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love these ones, they really separate the wheat from curds, and then from the clarified ghee. </p> <p>However, I didn't see what the original post was. What the fuck was the original post. I'll either have a good laugh (I believe it's called lol) or not. But give me the option! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148976 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:19:12 +0000 Rowly 148976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lucy4:<br /> I admit it is all a "Fuck up", I was trying to steer the subject sideways.<br /> So I did try "shutting the Fuck-up"<br /> It was obvious from the posts, the subject matter, if not the detail.<br /> There was a time, when I took notice of newspaper allegations, or BBC "reports"<br /> but not anymore, I lost interest in unsubstantiated allegations &amp; now I make a point of avoiding internet rumours.<br /> I do care very much about the subject matter though.<br /> I would always be glad to read of a successful conviction of a child abuser.<br /> I much prefer the Jury to listen to the horrid details &amp; deduce guilt.<br /> This is (was) supposed to be a humorous site.<br /> I much prefer courteous comments to my posts, but if you have been reading online drivel<br /> and have become overwrought, please swing your handbag at somebody else.<br /> can we now go back to humour. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148971 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:47:30 +0000 Ironduke 148971@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about we all calm down and jog on?<br /> There's nowt to be offended about anymore and Dvo always carries some chalk to fill the line back in once its been trampled. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148970 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:13:08 +0000 Lucy4 148970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rowly: if you don't know what you're talking about try shutting the fuck up</p> <p>Bunbury: Yes, I read and can't deny that the blond haired joker makes several good points, especially as he agrees with me. I think the basic problem is how do you grade pedophilia as a crime. These days it's the worst crime you can possible commit, though i'd have thought murder or, God forbid, Regicide was far worse.<br /> In the 60s/70S children were aware of which relative to avoid. Obviously some abuse must have gone on in childrens homes but I doubt whether the millions paid out in damages claims have all been deserved. When I say "I doubt" I mean I know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148968 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:25:59 +0000 Anonymous 148968@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do try and read it Lucy..</p> <p>Let's not mix politics with something far simpler - and far more basic...</p> <p>I'd like to know what you think... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148967 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:21:30 +0000 Rowly 148967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't see the original post, perhaps that is fortunate.<br /> In it's modified form though, it's hardly offensive at all,<br /> ... unless you happen to be a full-stop . In which case it might be offensive<br /> by suggesting that you were doing a threesome! ...<br /> good job Moany didn't put a colon as well :<br /> oops, isn't that rude, one full stop on top of another<br /> I had better cover them up, for the sake of decency (:) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148966 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:07:50 +0000 Lucy4 148966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Moany git, you're babbling and I've no idea what you're trying to express. Mind you, I'm not that bothered, either.<br /> Bunbury- I'm not a fan of Boris but will give it a look at. You're right, though, I was writing in anger. It really does piss me off when people, who are sitting pretty, judge, condemn and dismiss others without knowing the facts and have no care for the consequences. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148963 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:50:49 +0000 moanygit 148963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The fact is that shit sticks"..."I don't think anyone deserves to carry that sort of accusation for the rest of their life"<br /> ok... gotcha.... false, unsupported accusations are bad.. Mkay?<br /> but wait.. what's that you say?<br /> "I very much suspect that you're really talking about yourself being aroused by the talk of abuse"<br /> Hmmm...</p> <p>move along... nothing to see here... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148953 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 17:49:09 +0000 Anonymous 148953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lucy4, did you read Boris Johnson's Torygraph column on Monday?</p> <p>Anyway, hate him or otherwise, look it out if you've time... </p> <p>Like you, he was writing in anger on exactly the same subject.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148950 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 17:33:23 +0000 Lucy4 148950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So now we have comments about ignoring the reactionary criticism and "I didn't think it was that offensive." There's either a great degree of naivety or a lack of intellectual ability to understand what is going on here; probably a combination of both. Calling the sub offensive or not just shows you haven't grasped what the real issue is.</p> <p>The fact is that shit sticks. I know very little about this McAlpine bloke even though I was around when he was part of the government and I read all the proper papers. One thing he'll always stick in my and your minds for is the implication that he had something to do with child abuse. In a few years you might still remember that it was in Wrexham which will probably end up as North Wales a few years after. A few years after that you may still remember he was totally innocent and the accuser had just got the name wrong. However, it'll probably just be the child abuse with most.</p> <p>I mention years but I know in some cases here it'll be days or possible hours.</p> <p>As I said, I know very little about McAlpine. He may be a wonderful bloke, he may be a complete and utter twat, as far as I know but I don't think anyone deserves to carry that sort of accusation for the rest of their life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148929 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:26:24 +0000 beau-jolly 148929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pah! I didn't think it was <em>that</em> offensive. Not exactly funny though. Still no harm done. Looking forward to moanygit's next effort. Keep going matey! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148928 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:22:34 +0000 Gerontius 148928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>BTW after saying all this I do believe all the rumours about Jof and his extensive fake North Face handbag collection</blockquote><br /> I believe they're called Shit Face ?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51767#post-148927 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:20:48 +0000 dvo4fun 148927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Blimey - nip out for the seniors' concession showing of 'Skyfall' and when I get back everything's kicked off.<br /> @ironduke. Thesis final draft with Supervisor now </p>