http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:02:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604#post-148561 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 11:34:12 +0000 Sinnick 148561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604#post-148515 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 07:35:33 +0000 Squudge 148515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604#post-148477 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:05:04 +0000 dvo4fun 148477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604#post-148466 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:08:44 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 148466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh yes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51604#post-148462 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:59:26 +0000 ianslat 148462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today.</p> <p>‘It’s, like, totally amazing’ he declared. ‘I got home today to find a letter telling me I’d won a holiday, and I don’t even remember entering the competition! It’s an all-expenses-paid trip of a lifetime to a secret destination, leaving next week and returning, well, it doesn’t say when actually, but it sounds brilliant. I can’t wait to go.’</p> <p>The competition organiser, who wanted to remain anonymous, confirmed that Mr Qatada was indeed the lucky winner. ‘We’ve even lined up an armed escort to the airbase, I mean airport, for him, and his very own private Hercules to get him there. I’m sure it’ll be a trip he’ll never forget, and he won’t have to lift a finger, ha ha ha... oh no, that’s the other one isn’t it.’ </p>