http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51597 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51597#post-148434 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:03:36 +0000 weematt 148434@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In celebration of his latest successful appeal and as a tribute to his fellow Londoners Abu Qatada is releasing a Knees-up album. The album tracks are all based on well loved London tunes.<br /> The title track is "Let's all avoid the sand", based on "Let's all go down the Strand".<br /> Sing along ...<br /> Jordan has too much sand, says Abu Qatada<br /> Jordan has too much sand,<br /> I'm not going over there,<br /> You justice system's just too fair,<br /> Jordan has too much sand.<br /> The UK's best for hatching schemes<br /> To blow the place to smithereens<br /> Jordan has too much sand.</p> <p>Other tracks are<br /> "Right up Mrs May", "Maybe it's because I'm a foreigner", "I'll always be in England"</p> <p>(Big hat-tip to charlies_hat for the "Let's all go down the Strand" thought.) </p>