http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148527 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 09:29:56 +0000 Yikes 148527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good - 5*.</p> <p>Just love the punchline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148526 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 09:27:03 +0000 virtuallywill 148526@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>4 Stairs </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148525 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:47:12 +0000 Midnight Dreary 148525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anglegrinder. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148523 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:42:04 +0000 AReader 148523@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two and a half stars so far means we have Philistines on NB. Let me give it 5 stars and a bathtub of eels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148431 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:04:27 +0000 weematt 148431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It has matured well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148422 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:54:02 +0000 riesler 148422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148416 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:12:34 +0000 malgor 148416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[Originally written more than three years ago and I can't remember if it was submitted.] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51587#post-148413 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:06:41 +0000 malgor 148413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Tap &amp; Spile chain of live music drinking establishments looks set to change its customer base with the introduction of a new range of ‘art period beers’. The move is supported by CAMSA, the newly-formed Campaign for Surreal Ales and follows complaints by Tap &amp; Spile landlords about endless folk music and ginger beards.</p> <p>‘Trials at the weekend proved the popularity of beers showing some artistic heritage,’ said a Tap &amp; Spile spokesman. The surreal ales collection includes the Magritte organic cider, described as ‘a powerful apple fermentation with lingering after-tones of bowler hat’ and the Salvador d’Ale, served by a man sporting an extraordinary waxed handlebar moustache and chrome wing mirrors, ‘which drip like mercury’.</p> <p>Beers from other artistic movements include Braque’s Brew, listed as ‘a brown composition in the cubist mead family’, although most of those who tried it said it was ‘just Newcastle Brown in a square glass’. But one customer said he’d already found his personal favourite; ‘couple of pints of Pissarro and I was completely pointillist.’ </p>