http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148409 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:47:21 +0000 Midfield Diamond 148409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. You'd like to think the European Court of Human Rights would write a well-considered two-worded reply. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148403 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:06:30 +0000 custard cream 148403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148401 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 13:38:49 +0000 malgor 148401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks, guys. Like the Big Brother idea. You have to have some sympathy for the CCTV guy. 'There's nothing more boring than watching someone write a 27-page letter of complaint,' he wrote in his own 27-page letter of complaint. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148353 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:18:12 +0000 sigmund 148353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There should be <em>someone</em> who could grind his beans for him... 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148351 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:00:54 +0000 Dick Everyman 148351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He should at least be allowed a Midnight Espresso... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148350 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 08:48:19 +0000 Sinnick 148350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, hope to see this on the FP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148348 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 08:41:00 +0000 Gerontius 148348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Come on Malgor...cold coffee...he does have a point. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148302 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 00:44:09 +0000 Squudge 148302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they should make him watch Big Brother 24/7 until he goes insane</p> <p>...no wait </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51517#post-148275 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:00:14 +0000 malgor 148275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following Breivik’s letter to the European Court of Human Rights complaining of cold coffee, insufficient time for his morning shave and not being allowed the TV remote, Sri Lanka is spearheading the world’s condemnation of Norway’s treatment of its most dangerous criminals. ‘You should show your mass murderers some respect,’ says the Sri Lankan government in an open letter to the Norwegian authorities, ‘and let them drink their own urine.’</p> <p>An inmate in one of Peru’s toughest prisons has also written direct to Breivik in the hope of giving him some comfort. The message is believed to have been written in tomato ketchup on a small piece of very fine parchment-like material and smuggled across several continents and oceans. ‘Poor Mr Breivik,’ it reads, ‘having to do your own shaving. I guess you have to attach the wires yourself, too. Here, in Peru, these things are done for us. Chin up, amigo. Must dash, just in the middle of having my nails done.’</p> <p>And a prisoner in Siberia, who was sentenced to forty years hard labour for sneezing in public, described the 27 years Breivik got for mass murder as an ‘insult’.</p> <p>Other prisoners in Columbia and Chile have expressed their sympathy for Breivik having to serve his time in an open-plan environment. ‘You must feel lonely having to live in such a huge apartment with its suite of rooms for sleep, study and exercise. We get agoraphobic just thinking about it. Here, in a much smaller space, we have the warmth of contact with up to 200 others, sharing humanity in a very real way. Actually, it’s quite stuffy and claustrophobic now we think about it.’</p> <p>Prison officers in Iran and China have also written to their counterparts at Ila Prison, Norway,where Breivik is serving his sentence, condemning them for their over-zealous regime. Even British Foreign Secretary William Hague was prepared to put aside his differences with Iran, agreeing that ‘not being allowed the TV remote is nothing short of sadistic torture.’ </p>