http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51501 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 19:51:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51501#post-148228 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 11:51:49 +0000 Dick Everyman 148228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The ‘Three Turkeys Roast’ has been voted the top BBC food recipe of all time.</p> <p>The dish consists of a sacked producer stuffed into the gastric passage of a senior editorial and policy director, which is in turn stuffed up the arse of a resigned director general. It was selected from thousands of favorite recipes sent in by viewers across the UK. </p> <p>Spit roast specialist, John Humphrys explained the background to the dish. “In a regular ‘Two Turkey Roast’ the thoracic cavity of a producer is stuffed with a free-range researcher fed on a diet of corn and conjecture. Some versions are stuffed with a marinated presenter fed on a diet of pre-pubescent chickens for a touch of extra spice. Paxman stuffing is another alternative. It is then grilled for two hours.</p> <p>The Three Turkeys Roast is an extension of this and a more expensive version. It requires a thorough roasting over a longer period after feet have been put into mouths." </p> <p>However the Three Roast Turkey doesn't come cheap. A typical senior executive turkey can cost as much as £167,000 but, say foodies its diet of champagne, truffles and caviar gives it a less gamey taste. The rare and short lived Entwistle Turkey puts the dish out of the price range of anyone except the highest paid tax evaders at the BBC. </p> <p>The result is a rich but fairly unstable dish and comes with a warning to those with a delicate disposition who may find it quite upsetting. </p>