http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:03:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468#post-148168 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 20:26:44 +0000 Dick Everyman 148168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd drink it ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468#post-148145 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 16:47:21 +0000 Ironduke 148145@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"roil the guts and turn your arse into a vuvuzela"</p> <p>Brilliant. Stars for that alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468#post-148141 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:57:50 +0000 Squudge 148141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why thank you.<br /> I'll fetch you a pint of the stuff shall I? That'll change your mind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468#post-148139 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:33:51 +0000 beau-jolly 148139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>roil the guts and turn your arse into a vuvuzela</blockquote><br /> Not sure its done to pass the baton straight back but this will take a bit of beating </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51468#post-148137 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:34:49 +0000 Squudge 148137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After the depressing announcement by CAMRA that all the best silly names for real ale have been claimed, an open competition has been launched on behalf of the Wet Withers Brewery. The WWB are desperate to find an appropriate name for a prize-winning new ale, which promises to roil the guts and turn your arse into a vuvuzela. </p> <p>Public response has been swift and encouraging, with the current front runners being: Cameron's Promise, Clegg's Charisma and Boris' Bender. Initial offerings, rejected on the grounds of bad taste, were 'Margaret Hodge', 'Schofield's Knobbler', and 'Savile's Bouncy Knee'.</p> <p>The prize for the winner is a ferkin of the foaming ale, and the runner up will receive a life-time supply of the stuff. </p>