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Forum » Topic: NEAT-O episode VII - results http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:48:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php beau-jolly on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148104 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:26:48 +0000 beau-jolly 148104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well Swipe me! I thought that had sunk without trace. I read the list and when I wasn't mentioned in 10th or 9th genuinely assummed it had been overlooked. Thank Goodness I continued reading! Gosh! I'm all of a tither. Not least because I now have to try and write some pithy stuff to introduce the next one. Takes deap breath. Squudge on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148100 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:08:59 +0000 Squudge 148100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Herr Kittehfiddler more scary than Hitler on Halloween night backstage at the BBC pinxit on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148042 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 23:39:37 +0000 pinxit 148042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Haha. Love the Adolph Pussler! Squudge on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148018 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:05:16 +0000 Squudge 148018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ a guilty pleasure sir Dick Everyman on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148017 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:01:47 +0000 Dick Everyman 148017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks for mooning me Squudge!! Squudge on "NEAT-O episode VII - results" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51437#post-148009 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:34:20 +0000 Squudge 148009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ it is Judgement Day on the Neat-o moustache efforts! <img src="http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013533191_lGfDmeeg.jpg"> after peaking early in the week, here are the results: Firstly, in my rigorous pursuit of excellence, I trawled the spam entries and went for this morning's: '1 girvan ft buckie thistle 0' which contained the line "En fascinator er en headpiece som er utformet for å bli festet" which I chose to interpret as "a swedish fascinator for the upper lip, fashioned exquisitely from canada goose arse feathers" (intended for the more effette chap, as the one-foot Girvan bristly thistle number was obviously aimed at red-blooded caber tossers). I can't read swedish, or norwegian, or whatever it was, but If it had been entered as a Neat-o, I'd have given it silver gilt also I'd like to give an honourable mention to a sub that got pulled from the field of play before the game was over by Uncle Bertie. It was something about drugs being 'stashed' under the noses of someoneorother at an unfashionable football club. The concept made me smile. However, from those that DO qualify: Joint bottom (someone has to be): Perks, Jetfab and Charleshat (with hangover) 10th, Yikes wins points for the effort that grew the fastest, with a full Selleck sprouted within 5 minutes <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51097">Magnum opus</a> Joint 9th, too reprehensible for stars, I award moons to Dick Everyman for his unsavoury little entry <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51135&replies=1#post-147220">(a terrible tickler)</a> and the hilariously un-PC effort at sexual equality from Ironduke <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51099&replies=1#post-147120">for Muffember</a> 8th, Charlieshat riposte was a touché cryptic, but rather good for all that <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51098&replies=1#post-147117">...mouse't he?</a> 7th, small tufty effort from Simonjmr had the great line re "The Lawrenceson - a wispy little caterpiller" 6th, Wife forgives husband’s ‘Porno’ past, was a delightful anecdote we believe, from the Midfield Memoirs (strenuously denied by the author)<a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51174"> well played </a> 5th to Antharrison for the post that reminds some of us that there is <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51304&replies=2&topic_id=51304">no tache quite like Grandma's</a> 4th place, a Scroat <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51156&replies=1#post-147271">topical forest</a> 3rd, fabulous re-entry by Pinxit's Curiosity Rover <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50963">(Hawaii high five)</a> 2nd, the bare faced cheek of Weemat was <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51208 ">smooth </a> (we were all jealous of the casual genius of that one, a deserved ticker it made too), and beaten by a whisker by The Winner: Beau Jolly "Office workers to be culled following outbreak of face fungus" <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51164">- razor sharp</a> (partly because of all the sights I have had to endure this week) Over to you BJ!