http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51412 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 07:50:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51412#post-147922 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:44:17 +0000 antharrison 147922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following his defeat in the US election, Mitt Romney has admitted that he was 'Living a lie' and is in-fact an alcoholic transvestite 'Who never desreved the chance to run for president.'</p> <p>'I gave the impression of being a powerful all-americal hero when I was really spending most evenings with George W. Bush trying-on new eye shadows and drinking Cosmopolitans' admitted a tearful Romney.</p> <p>'The only good things to emerge from my admission are a clear conscience and the knowledge that there is no such thing as a truly waterproof mascara.' </p>