http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 23:40:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-148191 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:31:41 +0000 dvo4fun 148191@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah - forwarded this little gem to the master4funs but forgot to award stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-148162 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 19:02:42 +0000 ronseal 148162@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rubbish </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-147927 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:55:19 +0000 ronseal 147927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Gerontius, Golgo</p> <p>If what I read in the Daily Mail is an authentic account of the state of the nation, we're all going to hell in a handcart.</p> <p>In which case, we might miss the storm when it comes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-147912 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:30:39 +0000 Gerontius 147912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely stuff Ronno<br /> Just a little grumble...some girls here in the UK may well go to school but it's not as though they actually learn anything.<br /> Yes, that zhuy guy is a bit tight with his marking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-147906 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:19:28 +0000 Golgo13 147906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent...it's like the omnipotent are the one group it's OK to discriminate against these days! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-147892 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 08:50:31 +0000 ronseal 147892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Zhuuakun123</p> <p>You should do this for a living.</p> <p>I notice you didn't give me any stars though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51370#post-147808 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 01:16:54 +0000 ronseal 147808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After punishing America for its moral decline, the consortium of Gods behind Hurricane Sandy is to turn its anger on Britain, a spokesman for combined fundamentalists has promised.</p> <p>Hurricane Sandy, said a spokesman for the union of religious fundamentalists, was a punishment for a variety of collapses in standards. The Taliban has claimed that 'sandy' was a punishment for US foreign policy. Meanwhile, a host of other deities demonstrated their feelings too. Christian fundamentalists claimed that adverse weather conditions were a Biblical reaction to America's abortion clinics. Evangelicals claimed the storm carnage was revenge for the tolerance of homosexuality. "Every single fundamentalist religious leader has called upon their god to create some kind of climate change on that fateful week end," said a spokesman, Collectively, they formed a perfect storm of righteous anger from the various heavens, say weather experts.</p> <p>Now, having punished America, the gods of fundamentalism are set to punish Britain for its descent into moral decay. Some ecumenical scholars are warning that this small island could be hit by an even bigger series of Godly indignation. "There are so many things about Britain to upset the various fundamentalists. It's equally tolerant of homosexuals, if not even more. Church attendances are down, which will also anger the men upstairs. Then there's the decline in marriage. Women are going to work. Girls are going to school. Neither of those are going down a storm with the gods," said a spokesman. " Or rather they are."</p> <p>Britain faces additional righteous indignation from the heavens. The almighty are understood to be hopping mad about a range of issues that America is not guilty of: the obsession with class, the inability to have a mature political debate, pathetically weak regulatory bodies like OFGEN and the FSA, and tax dodging millionaires at the BBC have all infuriated the Omnipresent community. Saint Christopher, the patron of transport, is understood to be livid that they're still charging for the Dartford crossing, even though tolls were only supposed to las until the bridge was paid for. </p> <p>As a result, Britain could face a perfect storm so intense that it could force theologists to rewrite the scriptures.</p> <p>The Archbishop of Canterbury defended the actions of the gods. "It's time the Omnipotent stopped being pushed around. Besides, there's no such thing as bad weather, Just the wrong set of moral choices." </p>