http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51353 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:16:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51353#post-147767 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:05:59 +0000 roybland 147767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oil industry worker Justin Welby (56) says he was 'gobsmacked' when he heard he was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury.</p> <p>'I was having a few morning pints with the lads before being flown back for another six months on the oil rigs,' he said, 'when the landlord said he'd heard on the telly that I was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. I was bloody gobsmacked.'</p> <p>But it was only after Justin had bought several celebratory rounds that he discovered it was all a mistake.</p> <p>'It seems there's another guy with the same name who worked in the oil industry. But I should have known it was a mistake - the nearest I've ever been to attending church was when I once fell through the roof of St Martin in the Fields,' he said. </p>