Forum » Topic: Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft"

Forum » Topic: Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51069 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:13:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php nickb on "Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51069#post-147026 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 12:32:40 +0000 nickb 147026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ it's just "la la la," for most people. But tests show that MOTD, with its stirring melody and imaginary crowd noise does an admirable job. Try it against some Debussy, or even Chopin, and you'll hear the difference. It's like free earplugs. For example, at music festivals, I use fingers/MOTD when I want to go to sleep and it works a treat, although it does annoy my partner. The other good one is "Whole Lotta love" but it does remind people of Jimmy Savile. Squudge on "Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51069#post-147023 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 12:25:58 +0000 Squudge 147023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ vg - but curious re choice of 'Match of the Day'? is there a more appropriate signature tune for our elder peado? nickb on "Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51069#post-147018 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 12:14:26 +0000 nickb 147018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The senior conservative figure at the centre of rumours alleging he was part of a paedophile ring says he cannot be named as his identity has been stolen. “I was the victim of identity theft last week, leaving me totally nameless. That’s why, while I strongly deny any allegations of criminal activity, I cannot be named. I cannot be named because my name has been stolen. I am a victim, not a perpetrator. Even I have no idea of my name. "Believe me, I have tried hard to find it out. I have sung “Happy Birthday” to myself, but when I get to the “Happy birthday dear….” It all goes blank. I have attempted to sign my name, but the signature is illegible. I have tried to phone my ex-wife, who took my name on marriage, but she has since changed her name. I have phoned the passport office and the Department of Social Services, but the first thing they ask is what my name is. All I can send them is a description or a photograph.” One reporter who prefers not to be named claims to have spoken to the former statesman. He said “I know this man’s name. He was at one time very well known. I met him and offered to tell him his name, but as soon as I did he stuck his fingers in his ears and started singing the Match of the Day theme very loudly.” The man has now demanded a face to face meeting with Lady Thatcher. “She’s the only one I trust. She'll know who I am. If she tells me my name, then that’s my name.” Mrs Thatcher’s office declined to meet the unnamed man or comment on the allegations. “Lady Thatcher has no idea who this man is” a spokesman said.