http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 15:09:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147285 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:13:43 +0000 AReader 147285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spelling Checker:</p> <p><blockquote> in favour of <strong>legslising</strong> gay marriage</blockquote></p> <p><blockquote>faltering support during <strong>thd dowturn</strong></blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147275 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:50:13 +0000 Username 147275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looks good on FP, and made Mrs Name wheeze with laughter... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147257 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:44:09 +0000 charlies_hat 147257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. Wot they said. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147254 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:27:42 +0000 Squudge 147254@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a worthy FP<br /> ..love the pic with the 'yes you can/no you can't'<br /> - fabulous </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147099 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 21:39:45 +0000 Username 147099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Very nice.</p> <p>Might put "whether or not thinking about two men doing it to each other makes them go all funny inside." in the first para, and "the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business. " in a later one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147068 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 16:35:58 +0000 Danny 147068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love the comment "None of his three ex-wives could be reached for comment." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-147013 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 11:00:05 +0000 Dick Everyman 147013@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent research, although I believe Jesus is more likely turn up in Slough or Scunthorpe. Stars of Bethlehem for you.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-146960 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 21:50:47 +0000 Ironduke 146960@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>great work, just hoping that Pinxit can resist the temptation </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51042#post-146935 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 16:40:22 +0000 Oxbridge 146935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business. </p> <p>'President Obama's decision to come out in favour of legslising gay marriage was a pivotal moment,' said political analyst Frank Luntz. 'This appears to have solidified his lead among the 60% of Americans who aren't mad. However, it has probably further alienated more of the 40% who believe that tax-funded healthcare is worse than slavery and that Elvis visited them on a UFO last week.'</p> <p>In view of the record federal deficit, high unemployment and with many of America's 300 million people barely getting by from one month to the next, both sides say that the economy is the key issue. However, there has been a tacit agreement to decide the leadership of the world's most powerful country based on whether or not thinking about two men doing it to each other makes them go all funny inside.</p> <p>Republicans have condemned Obama's move as a cynical stunt to shore up faltering support during thd dowturn, since the legalisation of same sex marriage is a state rather than a federal issue. Former Republcan candidate Newt Gingrich commented that conservatives like him regard marriage as the unbreakable union of one man and one woman. None of his three ex-wives could be reached for comment.</p> <p>'Same sex marriage is unacceptable to Christian Americans, the idea is crazy,' added Mormon Republican candidate Mitt Romney, who believes in a sacred book compiled on golden plates by ancient prophets who lived in America from 2200 BC to 421 AD, then handed to a confidence trickster called Joseph Smith in 1827 and which not only says that Jesus is going to return to Earth in Missouri but also justified Romney's great-grandfather having four wives at the same time. </p>