Forum » Topic: Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope

Forum » Topic: Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51019 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:19:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Oxbridge on "Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51019#post-146875 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:13:15 +0000 Oxbridge 146875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 'Forty years of child abuse and only two boys?' said the incredulous pontiff. 'And he apparently wanted to be a Catholic priest. Fuckin' amateur.' Squudge on "Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51019#post-146849 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 07:30:23 +0000 Squudge 146849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <lends shotgun to Jenni B> Reg Herring on "Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51019#post-146837 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 00:24:54 +0000 Reg Herring 146837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ In the first new sensational interview since thousands of alleged accusations about Jimmy Saville emerged, interviewed by Sir David Frost, the Pope admitted Jimmy Saville could have made a good priest if only there were more choirgirls. “Every sensible person these days who has de-learned their religious education (why was it there in the first place) as they have grown up knows the Bible, as with all religions, is a load of made-up mumbo jumbo fairy stories designed as social control devices.” Quite a strange thing for the Pope to be admitting, but he continued: “I don’t give a fucking shit about anything anymore. I’m gonna die soon so I thought I’d better come clean. All this religion rubbish, it’s all made-up fairy stories. Yeah, you’re right it’s a social control device and people are becoming wiser to it today.” The Pope went on to describe the Nazi atrocities he was involved in in great detail too graphic to replicate on a family show, which were lapped up by the Women’s Institute audience. The Pope was pleased to note the God-fearing Women’s Institute women pledged their sons to join the local choirboys. Luckily The Famous Five arrived just in time and all the choirboys ‘enjoyed’ a ginger beer.