http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-147098 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 21:36:38 +0000 Squudge 147098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mine too - we should leave the unintentionally funny ones in </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-147091 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 20:20:35 +0000 Oxbridge 147091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, who cleared the spam out? Now my former comment makes me look like an unfunny cnut.</p> <p>Oh shut UP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146904 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:15:47 +0000 Boutros 146904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have some star fruit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146899 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:07:56 +0000 Anonymous 146899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>sweet.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146897 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:52:11 +0000 Ironduke 146897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Medici, I am unhappy to confirm it looks precisely like a diseased penis </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146882 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:36:26 +0000 Tripod 146882@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If it's good enough for the spammers then it's good enough for me... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146874 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:10:53 +0000 Oxbridge 146874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Poetry! Never mind schlong-shaped tropical fruit, this has to FP tommorrow... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146860 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 08:42:24 +0000 medici2471 146860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one stan *****</p> <p>I think the rambutan has comedy potential, and has the added value of looking like a diseased penis (I imagine)...</p> <p><img src="http://www.hotelclub.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/01_rambutan.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146853 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 07:39:46 +0000 arthurminnit 146853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>didnt take her long to cash in on her role in dr who, did it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146848 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 07:27:25 +0000 Squudge 146848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>actually that Karen Millen post is a rather accurate reflection of their stock at their store in Gunwarf<br /> (Pompey Outlet mall, disturbingly close to Gosport)</p> <p>"For Cheap. Terrify products from Karen Millen Outlet that quite fit to you." - priceless </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146834 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 00:05:11 +0000 Ironduke 146834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looks a little over-ripe... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146818 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:52:07 +0000 malgor 146818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The man from del Monte, he says YES. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146815 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:30:13 +0000 Squudge 146815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>an orange and a tomato - bravo </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146806 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 18:08:58 +0000 pinxit 146806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars.</p> <p>If you lychees, you'll like deez..</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/dicktom2.jpg"></p> <p>(Hope I don't kaibosh a good sub) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146783 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:17:01 +0000 Sinnick 146783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A fine pair of melons always entertains me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146782 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:05:49 +0000 JonnyJP 146782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roddenberry's are quite funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146779 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:11:12 +0000 Re Pete 146779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent!</p> <p>On funny fruit, tomatoes are perfect for this. Personally, I find it hard to resist juicy plums, but have trouble with grapes. If you're Rowan Atkinson I imagine the kumquat is an absolute gift. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146774 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 11:42:40 +0000 nickb 146774@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very good. That Roger McGough voice over...hang on there's a post in him...</p> <p>anyway. Funny Fruit. Bananas are a cliche, I think. Mango has comic potential, ditto pineapple. Radishes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146769 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 10:36:28 +0000 Tripod 146769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sweet... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146768 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 10:23:53 +0000 waylandsmithy 146768@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very excellent indeed! Begs the question: 'what is the funniest fruit?'</p> <p>Peaches are insanely expensive, but not as funny as tomatoes. Bananas are pretty funny, but a bit overdone and tired now.</p> <p>So what other fruits are funny? Melons? Limes? Spunkberries? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50991#post-146764 Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:26:39 +0000 Stan Laurel 146764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Waitrose, Auctioneers &amp; Valuers of Fine Produce, have announced that a record price has been fetched for a tomato at their Marlborough showrooms yesterday afternoon.</p> <p>The sale of the tomato, once one of a matching set of six, was acclaimed as a new record for the small fruit, described in the catalogue as extremely rare due to a provenance guaranteeing its non ‘organic status’. </p> <p>The winning bidder was solicitor Janet Catchpole. ‘Things were tense as the auction got underway,’ she said, ‘and although the bidding went a little above the amount I had planned to spend I’m delighted with my purchase. It’s a real privilege to be able to take this tomato home with me. It will take pride of place with the peach that I bought at Marks &amp; Spencer following my recent lottery win.’</p> <p>‘We are seeing considerable growth in the fruit and vegetable market at the moment,’ said auctioneer Brendan Southgate, ‘of course this particular tomato had some damage, with the vine having been removed at some stage in its history by some vandal, but that does give it more character. A lot of collectors are going for the austerity ‘lived-in look’ at the moment. Even downmarket showrooms such as Lidl are recognising this with their new Saturday afternoon ‘slightly bruised’ fruit sales.’ </p> <p>'Prices are sky high for gems such as tomatoes and soft fruit. To think that people used to eat these things is quite astonishing.’ </p>