http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895#post-146877 Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:16:56 +0000 Oxbridge 146877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bwahhahahahahahhaha. Of all the 'I wish I'd thought of that' subs on NB down the years, this has to be #1. Being 9 at the time, I loved this - it was actually the first single I ever bought.</p> <p>Now, is it just me or is 'Little Willy' about being unable to perform, presumably with a groupie:</p> <p>Little Willy Willy won't go home<br /> But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go.</p> <p>Just saying... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895#post-146694 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:05:42 +0000 Midfield Diamond 146694@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've been away for a few days and have just caught up with plenty of decent subs but for some reason, this was my favourite. Please accept plenty of star-shaped eye make-up.</p> <p>And for a less glam-rock version, try John Otway's: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACsPcbU1tg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACsPcbU1tg</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895#post-146633 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:08:11 +0000 Skylarking 146633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the words of Frankie Vallie (almost) "Niche is the word" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895#post-146578 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 07:41:46 +0000 Gerontius 146578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr. Larking<br /> I fear your fine words of warning will be lost on todays youth.<br /> I was there in the ballroom back in '73...it was a rampage.<br /> Me, Little Willy and the six teens<br /> Blockbuster and Papa Joe were handing out sweets to all the kids.<br /> I'm pleased he's been caught. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50895#post-146507 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:45:31 +0000 Skylarking 146507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police have made their second arrest following the allegations surrounding DJ Jimmy Saville, swooping on the Cambridge home of shadowy glam rock icon ‘Blockbuster.’</p> <p>The 70 year old figurehead has long been the target of press speculation, with rumours circulating widely about his fondness for approaching teenage girls with long black hair ‘from behind’ and stealing other people’s women from under their noses.</p> <p>Cambridgeshire Police have revealed that they had previously detained Mr Buster in 1973, after arresting him when he was caught shouting ‘everyone attack’ loudly in a crowded ballroom. </p> <p>‘Mr Buster was just cautioned for a breach of the peace on that occasion.’ admitted retired Chief Inspector Ryan Daly ‘But we had all heard those other, more sinister allegations. But as nobody was willing to come forward and tell us what was going on behind his disguise… well, we didn’t have a clue <em>what</em> to do about it.’</p> <p>Trevor ‘Block' Buster was finally arrested at 7am, two hours after the planned ‘dawn raid’. Police say they were unable to find Mr Buster’s three bedroomed terraced home near Grantchester. </p> <p>‘The Police were bloody hopeless’ opined local milkman Dan Bridges ‘They kept getting stuck in the one-way system. Every time they drove past me, they would wind down the passenger-side window and ask ‘Does anyone know the way?’ Get a bloody satnav you hopeless tossers!’ </p>