http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 02:22:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853#post-146639 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:27:21 +0000 Squudge 146639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice NiB there Dusty! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853#post-146496 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 18:22:50 +0000 pinxit 146496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This boogar has earwormed me the last 24 hours...</p> <p>'Sandy the angels have lost their desire for us<br /> I spoke to 'em just last night and they said they won't<br /> set themselves on fire for us anymore<br /> Every summer when the weather gets hot they ride that crazy road<br /> down from heaven on their Harleys they come and they go<br /> And you can see 'em dressed like stars in all the cheap<br /> little seashore bars parked making love with their<br /> babies out on the Kokomo<br /> Well the cops finally busted Madame Marie<br /> For tellin' fortunes better than they do<br /> This boardwalk life for me is through<br /> You know you ought to quit this scene too<br /> Oh Sandy the aurora is rising behind us<br /> The pier lights our carnival life forever<br /> Oh love me tonight and I promise I'll love you forever<br /> Hey Sandy Girl...' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853#post-146411 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 10:39:34 +0000 DustyBinLaden 146411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's got to go in somewhere Squudge... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853#post-146399 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:34:57 +0000 Squudge 146399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>was he blown away by the dramatic way Sandy put his cigarette out?</p> <p>&lt;soz&gt; </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50853#post-146392 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 08:39:38 +0000 DustyBinLaden 146392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rydell High School student Daniel Zuko was left stranded at a drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Sandy, whose full name is Sandy Olssen, hit the east coast of America. </p> <p>Rydell’s Principal Blanche McGee commented, ‘The boy is a fool for letting himself get into such a dangerous situation. Even so, we’re glad he’s back. He is one of ours and it would be true to say that we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.’</p> <p>Speaking after his ordeal, Mr Zuko said: ‘My biggest concern was, what will they say, Monday at school?’</p> <p>Asked how he kept his spirits up during the eight hours he spent wandering around and sitting on a swing, he said, ‘Mostly, I just sat and wondered why-y-y.’</p> <p>Mr Zuko said that he first realised he was in trouble when Sandy extinguished his cigarette in a spectacularly coquettish fashion.</p> <p>Fellow student Elizabeth Rizzo, a declared supporter of Governor Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, said: ‘There are worse things he could do, like go with a boy or two.’ </p>