http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 19:42:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146608 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:28:48 +0000 Squudge 146608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>could Pinxit do a video spoof of that brilliant Sherlock ending where Cumberbatch fakes his own death then turns up stalking Watson...?</p> <p>Somehow combined with that episode where he turns up indecent at the Palace (shudders at very thought of 'advice' re Diana/Charles frigidity)...the horror... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146607 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:27:15 +0000 Qoxiivi 146607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There might be a sub in that, Jeni: many and various lines of evidence coming out that point towards Savile being responsible for everything bad that’s happened or is happening. Decline in bee populations, September 11th, Jedward...</p> <p>With a 'Savile molested baby pandas whilst helping al-Qaeda accelerate climate change' kind of headline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146471 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:04:00 +0000 medici2471 146471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are we sure he is actually dead? Why the concrete? How many dodgy doctors did he know? Conspiracy!... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146469 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:43:44 +0000 beau-jolly 146469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder...Am I brave enough to write something about Princess Di and her love of children? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146292 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:20:06 +0000 JETFAB 146292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was lead to believe it was the Skate that was the fish of choice for the lonely seaman,<br /> hence the nickname 'Skate' for a sailor (and for Portsmouth fans). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146286 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:42:18 +0000 Tripod 146286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Not manta rays: sole. Their toothless mouths are said to have brought welcome relief to many a horny old sailor.</blockquote></p> <p>Note to self: never order sole again.</p> <p>Prince Charles obviously warmed to someone who was even stranger than <em>him</em>... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146279 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:08:25 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 146279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not manta rays: sole. Their toothless mouths are said to have brought welcome relief to many a horny old sailor. Not to be confused with the similar-looking flounder, which would bite the old chap off in a flash. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146278 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:00:09 +0000 The All New Jeni B 146278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's only a matter of time before he's unmasked as being behind the global economic meltdown and climate change too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50776#post-146275 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:48:04 +0000 Carter 146275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Turns out he was bezzie-mates with Prince Charles and gave the royals marriage advice. It's got to the stage now that tomorrow's headlines could be that Savile used to break into aquariums and do beastly things to manta rays and I wouldn't be at all surprised.</p> <p>Prince Charles really is a dickhead though, isn't he?</p> <p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/29/jimmy-savile-behaviour-prince-charles" rel="nofollow">http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/29/jimmy-savile-behaviour-prince-charles</a> </p>